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Help a poor old trader out with a few more <rarity> items and I'll give ya a higher quality item in exchange. Guaranteed.

I'm gonna need a few more <rarity> items to make a trade. I gotta cover my overhead, ya know? But ya'll get a better item in exchange.

Tha's it, fill tha machine on up with <rarity> items and ya'll get a higher quality item back out.

Tha's tha ticket. Just bang a few more a those <rarity> items in tha machine to get a better item!

Ya got tha rest of tha stuff I'm lookin' for? If not, come back in a few days an' there might be a new deal.

I just need tha rest of tha items on tha list. Bang 'em on in tha machine an' it'll spit out a higher quality item for ya.

Pleased ta meecha.

Pleasure doin' business with ya.

Ya may not feel young, but I've been tradin' longer than ya been around, young pup.

I've always been a loner, me. Tha boss mostly lets me alone, which suits me fine.

Take y'er time. I can stand here yammerin' all day.

My wagon's pulled by a nox. 'Es a good 'un, but 'e can't hold a candle to my old mule, Shadow.

Once, when I was but a young shaver... ah, but ya don' wanna listen to an old trader's stories.

What's a nox? Well, I don't know as I can rightly describe it. It's kinda like an ox, but not.

Ya can bang on that joystick all ya want but it won't do ya no good.

Don't ya go breakin' tha joystick, now. Ya don' need it anyhow.

Up, down, left, right, tha joystick don' do nothin'.

Here ya go, one very fine <item>!

Look a' that, ya won a <item>. C'mon back anytime, now.

There ya go, ya got this here <item>.

Hey, ya struck it rich! Look at that <item>. Ya must be extra lucky today.

Here ya go, one bran' new <item>. Jus' remember I can't afford to give ya items this good all tha time.

Well, I guess me & tha machine are feelin' gen'rous today. Ya won a <item>!

Ain't that just tha koalefant's toenails! Ya got one very purty <item>.

If ya give me tha items on tha list, I'll give ya a higher quality item in exchange.

Take a look at tha list. Get me all tha things on it and I'll give ya a better item.

Ya got tha items on tha list? Stick 'em in there and ya'll get a better item out 'o tha machine.

These're my special deals. Gimme tha stuff I'm looking for and I'll give ya a better item in exchange.

I'm lookin' for some particular things right now. If ya can give 'em to me, I'll give ya a new one of higher quality.

Tha special deals are cheaper than tha normal ones, but ya gotta give me tha exact things I'm lookin' for.

Ya got a heap 'o items? Want better items? Well, ya come to tha right place! Put 'em in that thar machine!

Got too many items? I can help ya with that problem! Stick 'em in my machine an' trade 'em for somethin' better!

Lookin' for new items? Trade in some old items and get a bran' new one of higher quality!

Lookin' to trade? Ya come to the right place. Put your items in tha machine to get somethin' better!

C'mon back when ya got something ta trade!

Sorry, but I can't give ya something for nothing, ya know.

If ya find any items while y'er adventuring around out there, ya can bring the ones ya don't need ta me.

It'll be here in a jiffy.

I bet ya can't wait to see what comes out!

It should be here real soon now.

All right, kid. Give tha button a push to getcher item!

Just push tha button to start tha trade!

If ya wanna make tha trade, just push tha green button.

Slow down there, greenhorn. Are ya sure ya wanna gimme your last one 'o those? Ya won't be able ta use it anymore if ya do.