Words of the Constant

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Out of gas!

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What mite it be?

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Careful, it mite wake up.

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It's fuming mad!

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That's exhausting.

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I'm not sure which way it vent.

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Things are really heating up.

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What about miasma?

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It's a climbing rope.

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Can I get a bigger bowl? This one looks a little shrimpy.

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It's small, dark, and smells like burnt wood.

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It wants something dreadful.

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They're just here to stir up drama.

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Is someone doing a play?

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Wait, is that...?

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It's a setup! It feels too... staged.

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A pile of broken chess pieces.

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Another pile of broken chess pieces.

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Even more broken chess pieces.

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It's as heavy as it looks.

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A stagn-antlion.

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It was a lot bigger up close.

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Somehow it seems crankier than the real one.

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This sculpture is pretty beefy.

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Very statuesque.

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It's a stone bishop.

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The chess pieces are moving themselves!

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It looks nice, doesn't it?

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We have a winner!

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It would probably make a great scratching post.

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That thing's the leashed of my worries.

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And I didn't even get eaten!

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Still not as crabby as Maxwell.

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Now he's off who-knows-were.

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This belongs in a junkpile!

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It feels like its eye follows you.

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This sculpture is a bit of an eyesore.

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It's a worm, figures.

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Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones.

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It's giving me a stony stare.

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Doesn't seem very "kingly" to me.

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I much prefer it this way.

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Makes my stomach rumble just looking at it.

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These ones are much easier to find.

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Can I invoke the "no holiday decorations" Klaus?

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It's a horse, of course.

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The chess pieces are moving themselves!

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It's not so bad when it isn't trying to kill you.

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I want to hug it, but the stone chafes.

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Now you're the one scared stiff!