Words of the Constant

Wanda

Ooooh you hateful thing!

Anenemy
Wanda

I'm not falling for that again.

Anenemy
Wanda

That would be a painful misstep to make.

Tooth Trap
Wanda

I'll want to avoid stepping on that!

Maxwell's Tooth Trap
Wanda

I probably should have seen that coming.

Chest
Wanda

Less cluttering up my pockets means less cluttering up my mind.

Chest
Wanda

I can always use more space for trinkets.

Chest
Wanda

Did I leave this here? Hm...

Treasure Chest
Wanda

It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere.

Wanda

I can finally speed up those dreadfully slow trees!

Tree Jam
Wanda

The stone will fall any time now.

Boulderbough
Wanda

Time to mine.

Boulderbough
Wanda

Looks like a quick job.

Boulderbough
Wanda

It has its whole life ahead of it.

Boulderbough Sapling
Wanda

I could plant this anywhere.

Boulderbough Seed
Wanda

It makes such a racket!

Strident Trident
Wanda

They look like candy that was left in someone's pocket for too long.

Melty Marbles
Wanda

Thankfully my teeth seem to have stayed pretty sturdy in my older years.

Second-hand Dentures
Wanda

Oh you would look just darling on a shelf next to some porcelain figurines!

Lying Robot
Wanda

It's stuck in a perpetual state of decay.

Dessicated Tentacle
Wanda

Oooh, I do love a good knickknack.

Gnomette
Wanda

It's just for display.

Leaky Teacup
Wanda

I have no patience for chess, but it looks simple enough.

White Bishop
Wanda

I have no patience for chess, but it looks simple enough.

Black Bishop
Wanda

Think about how much time I'll save if I only need to use one utensil!

Bent Spork
Wanda

Has history taught us nothing?

Toy Trojan Horse
Wanda

Nobody's perfect.

Unbalanced Top
Wanda

I can't get a single note out of it.

Fake Kazoo
Wanda

So this is when it ended up!

Back Scratcher
Wanda

It's seen better days.

Beaten Beater
Wanda

I'm neither a cat nor a knitter. Maybe someone else will want it.

Frayed Yarn
Wanda

I'll be able to shave a few seconds off my shoe-changing time.

Shoe Horn
Wanda

I'm not much of a cat person.

Lucky Cat Jar
Wanda

It smells like pine needles. Dead, rotten pine needles.

Air Unfreshener
Wanda

Something to sip and snack on all at once!

Potato Cup
Wanda

I would've rather found the coat.

Wire Hanger
Wanda

It seems like you can't walk too far around here without tripping over a chess piece.

White Rook
Wanda

It seems like you can't walk too far around here without tripping over a chess piece.

Black Rook
Wanda

I'm not going to bother trying to untangle it.

Gord's Knot
Wanda

I wonder whatever happened to the rest of the set. Or the players.

White Knight
Wanda

I wonder whatever happened to the rest of the set. Or the players.

Black Knight
Wanda

It'll only show you one possible future.

Cubic Zirconia Ball
Wanda

I keep forgetting it's not real!

Spider Ring
Wanda

There's no need to be afraid of curses if you're clever enough to outsmart them.

Monkey Paw
Wanda

Whatever it held, it's gone now.

Empty Elixir
Wanda

I don't think it's a good idea to put things we find lying around here in our mouths.

Faux Fangs
Wanda

Somewhere there's a vampire having a very bad day.

Broken Stake
Wanda

It helps me see the way ahead.

Binoculars
Wanda

I don't think it's from this timeline...

Lone Glove
Wanda

Oooh, I do love a good knickknack.

Gnome