Words of the Constant

I'm sure I'll be needing it soon enough.

Fire Pump

What a magnificent old tree!

Great Tree Trunk

I should steer clear of those if I don't want to meet a watery end.

Great Tree Root

It was only a matter of time until she turned her spear against us.

Why does this always seem to happen...

Nice to see you again Wigfrid, but I'm afraid I can't stay long.

Give me a moment, you'll be yodeling... or whatever it is, again in no time!

You're not taking MY soul to Val-whatever-you-call-it!

I think I'm quite glad to have you around after all, Wigfrid.

It's not historically accurate, but I'll just keep that to myself.

Battle Helm

A few wings is nothing, I once saw a hat with an entire pheasant on top.

Commander's Helm

Some added protection is more than welcome.

Battle Rönd

Perfectly preserved for all time.

With this, I can make time slow down for my food too!

Wax Paper

I knew there was something dark about you, Maxwell!

Honestly! Throwing a tantrum won't solve anything.

Goodness Maxwell, have you aged since the last time I saw you?

Don't fret Maxwell, I can fix this! Just give me a moment.

The shadows poisoned your mind, Maxwell! Now you need to be dealt with!

There is goodness in you yet, Maxwell. Oh, don't look so embarrassed!

Hm.

Someone needs to give that child a time out.

All children want to do these days is set fire to everything.

Oh, Webber! I think I have some candy in my pocket, though it might be a tad stale...

Don't fret Webber, I'll have you right as rain in no time at all!

You monster! I'll erase you from this timeline!

Children today are quite dependable.

Poor little guy. He deserves a proper funeral.

Webber's Skull

I guess they're fighting for us.

Baby Spider

I don't like the look of it one bit.

Spiny Bindweed

Hold on now, there's no need for that, Wendy.

Children these days, always playing with fire.

Ah, hello Wendy... sorry, but I'm in a bit of a hurry'.

If only I could turn the clock back for both of you.

You stay back! I mean it!

It must be hard for her...

How many times have I done this?

Perennial Altar

Ooooh, what a fun little trinket!

Kitschy Beaver Idol

That lumberjack's an odd duck, isn't he?

Kitschy Goose Idol

I love a good magical knickknack.

Kitschy Moose Idol

Now hold on just one minute, I don't think that's part of the act!

Ah... it looks like I'm in the bad timeline again.

Sorry , I have no time for charades!

Don't you fret, soon it'll be like this never even happened!

Murderer! Do you have nothing to say for yourself?!

's actions speak louder than his words.

I never claimed to be good at cooking!

Wet Goop