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Survivor

No thank you!

Maman loved her cards.

It's no Rodin.

We must replace these at once.

Now we can all shine a little brighter.

Pretty, though I prefer flour.

It's looking pretty dim.

I'm sorry, Maman.

Lumiere!

It's fine.

My art is done in the kitchen.

I long to see the face of Maman.

Pleasant Portrait

Shouldn't they have two antlers?

Imagine... succulent venison bourguignon.

I once had a saucier who looked like that.

It is done. Well done.

What an unappetizing smell.

Mon dieu! What is happening?

If you can't take the heat, freeze the kitchen.

Ice Crystaleyezer

It's missing the SEEcret ingredient.

Ice Crystaleyezer

I'll whip it up tout de suite!

Ice Crystaleyezer Kit

Giant eyeball... soup?

Deerclops Eyeball

It looks like a key, does it not?

Oh deer!

Well past its expiry date.

Goggles would be quite useful. I need my eyes.

It whisks the moisture away.

Desiccant Pouch

It keeps me drier than hardtack.

Efficient, oui?

No, I am a traditionalist.

It's making a bit of a mess, isn't it?

Suspicious Dirt Pile

Hmm, keep looking.

A finely tuned radar stick.

I can almost smell it!

I've caught onto something!

Warmer, warmer...!

Is it a chopping block?

Divining Rod Holder

How do I turn it on?

Divining Rod Holder

Preparation complete!

Divining Rod Holder

That looks important.

Divining Rod Holder

Everything one might need to whip up a dock.

My dock needs a bit of garnish.

Tres mignon!

Dolled-Up Costume Pattern

Just like a gravy boat, minus the gravy.

Dragonfly Boat Kit

Just add water, and voilà!

Decked-Out Dragonfly Boat Kit

I can be the middle of the dragon.

Lucky Beast Body

A hint of spice to awaken the tastebuds.

Hot Dragon Chili Salad

I'm not cut out for this.

Ooh la la, burnproof storage.

Burnproof storage, très grand!