Words of the Constant

I'm surprised I outlived Wigfrid, frankly.

Wigfrid

Wigfrid has done something truly abominable.

Wigfrid

Wigfrid is a great ally, indeed.

Wigfrid

I don't have the confidence to pull it off like she does.

Battle Helm

Mademoiselle Wigfrid does have a very commanding presence.

Commander's Helm

Mon dieu, it's heavier than it looks!

Battle Rönd

Tsk, filled with preservatives!

Wax paper! Always useful in the kitchen.

Wax Paper

Maxwell has been irritable lately.

Let's not trust Maxwell with flammable things for now.

Salut, Maxwell.

That looks very uncomfortable.

I may not have it in me to forgive Maxwell.

Maxwell isn't bad, just a little crunchy on the outside.

Maman used to keep a journal, before her memory went.

Codex Umbra

What have you been up to, petit monsieur?

Fire is dangerous you know, petit monsieur.

Salut, petit monsieur Webber.

Oh, you poor thing.

What a terrible creature.

I should make him a little treat later.

Stop staring at me or I'll bury you!

Webber's Skull

Oh, my. Bonjour, petit araignée.

Baby Spider

What are you doing in my lovely garden?

Spiny Bindweed

Have you been up to mischief, Mademoiselle Wendy?

You know better than to set flames, Mademoiselle Wendy.

Salut, Mademoiselle Wendy.

Oh non, non, non. Let's get you fixed up.

She's inflicted her grief upon others. Abominable.

I'll cook her favorite dish for supper tonight.

C'est la vie.

You're mastering this curse business, mon ami!

Kitschy Beaver Idol

Well... that certainly is... something.

Kitschy Goose Idol

Excusez-moi, but why does this smell like meat?

Kitschy Moose Idol

I didn't expect him to be the violent sort.

Watch where you light those fires, .

Bonjour, !

Is there a medic on this island?

What a terrible act you've committed.

I love your act, by the way.

Thankfully my sous chefs aren't here to witness this abomination...

Wet Goop

It's a tiny bit soggy.

Paper

I hope the contents don't fall out.

Crumpled Package

I'd rather whip up a nice meringue.

Tail o' Three Cats

I thought you were more responsible that that, Mme. Ms. Wickerbottom.

I assume she meant it to be a controlled burn.

Bonjour, Mme. Ms. Wickerbottom!

It's not your time to go quite yet, Mme. Ms. Wickerbottom.

Mme. Ms. Wickerbottom has done an unthinkable deed.

Mme. Ms. Wickerbottom is a reliable sort.