Words of the Constant
Salut, Wolfgang!
Don't be scared, mon amie. I will help.
What a heinous act you've committed.
Wolfgang is very strong indeed.
I think my friend is enjoying this taste of leadership.
Perhaps it's not so friendly after all...
Le singe...
Ah, this one seems friendly.
That monkey has looked better.
Mon dieu! The monkey is on a rampage!
Thank you for your help, mon... key.
Ah, I can see it's been carved with love and care.
I don't trust him with that axe right now.
What on earth have you been eating?
My friends are very strange.
I thought you disliked forest fires?
Bonjour, Woodie!
Would some comfort food help?
Goodness, are you feeling alright?
Looks like your goose is cooked, mon ami.
That truly is a powerful curse.
Don't worry mon ami, I'll get you back on your feet... er, hooves?
Woodie did something unforgivable.
Woodie has a soft spot a mile wide.
Chair brûlé.
Mon chair.
Leur chair.
C'est tragique.
All it's missing are homecooked food and good wine.
All it's missing are homecooked food and good wine.
Dirty.
I see nothing amiss here.
Worm!
That is no ordinary tooth-lined hole in the ground!
Am I really doing this?
These things can look worse?
Radiates deliciousness.
Not as fresh, but I imagine the flavor is still good.
I see nothing amiss here.
You won't make friends that way, Wormwood.
Fire isn't safe for you, Wormwood.
Bonjour, Wormwood!
Hold on, mon amie, I will find a heart.
I could never be friends with such a creature.
Wormwood is a kind little veg.
I wonder what you'd taste like.
I... think I had a nightmare like this once.
Would you be a meat or a vegetable?
Bonne nuit.
Our little friend is not quite ripe.