Words of the Constant

Wigfrid

Stand aside, I'll have this done in no time!

Wigfrid

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!"

Startling Soliloquy
Wigfrid

"Death, a necessary end, will come when it will come," but not today, my allies!

Warrior's Reprise
Wigfrid

"You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!"

Rude Interlude
Wigfrid

oOooOOOo!!

Wigfrid

Back, wee speared creatures!

Wigfrid

Our vessel hath sprung a leak!

Boat
Wigfrid

A Viking shalln't abandon her ship!

Boat
Wigfrid

Urg! I must master the curved weapon.

Boomerang
Wigfrid

Fear! I hath bested you!

Wigfrid

By Hel's fire!

Wigfrid

To me, beastie!

Wigfrid

I can repair this.

Wigfrid

I must seek out more ingredients!

Wigfrid

I fear 'tis beyond me at this time.

Wigfrid

I hath not yet discovered how to make such a thing.

Wigfrid

'Tis too far from the festivities!

Wigfrid

Fie! The cursed thing won't leave me!

Wigfrid

By Odin, wake up!

Carrat
Wigfrid

No! You musn't hesitate!

Carrat
Wigfrid

Quicken thine step, rodent!

Carrat
Wigfrid

Foolish vegetable, the race is that way!

Carrat
Wigfrid

Thou cannot trust a vegetable to do anything right.

Carrat
Wigfrid

Onward, to victory!

Carrat
Wigfrid

Rocks shall rain from on high!

Wigfrid

This is fine.

Wigfrid

Show yourself!

Wigfrid

Coward!

Wigfrid

Brrr! Where are my furs!

Wigfrid

I fear I'm going to lose my way!

Compass
Wigfrid

A well-rested warrior am I!

Wigfrid

I lack the provisions.

Wigfrid

Slick for battle.

Wigfrid

A worthy foe approaches.

Deerclops
Wigfrid

'Tis the lights of Valhalla?

Wigfrid

Back to merely my usual level of fearsomeness.

Wigfrid

I... suppose I was unworthy.

Wigfrid

The tides have turned for the wetter.

Wigfrid

I've lost my defensive advantage!

Wigfrid

I fear my defense against sleep hath weakened.

Wigfrid

I think I've done my share.

Wigfrid

Be banished, beastly blight!

Wigfrid

The sun is setting, darkness waits nearby.

Wigfrid

Meat makes my heart sing!

Wigfrid

This is not food befitting a warrior.

Wigfrid

Ohh, I don't feel well.

Wigfrid

Ugh, fresh is better.

Wigfrid

That was stale beast.

Wigfrid

This food is not befitting a warrior.

Wigfrid

Tis more than enough to share!