Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Her shop is toast.

Pearl's Tea Shop
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The shop is emp-tea.

Pearl's Tea Shop
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The perfect formula for relaxing.

Pearl's Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Where's the water?

Pearl's Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

If only I could soak my weary bones.

Pearl's Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's under construction.

Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It just needed a little love.

Hermit Home
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's just an empty shell of a house.

Hermit Home
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Should I say something, or is it unmentionable?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How chiming.

Wind Charm
Wilson P. Higgsbury

She shore shells out a lot of these.

Bundle of Thanks
Wilson P. Higgsbury

She DOES sell sea shells!

Shell Bell Bundle
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I... didn't take good care of it.

Cracked Pearl
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I'll take good care of it.

Pearl's Pearl
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The world seems a little less crazy when I wear it.

Bee Queen Crown
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Someone must live here.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

"Don't play with matches."

Sign
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It says "You are here".

Sign
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The sign is currently blank.

Sign
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Looks delicious!

Honey
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Bees used to live in this.

Honeycomb
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sweet and savory.

Honey Ham
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Tastes like chicken, but I don't think it is.

Honey Nuggets
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It sounds like a beefalo field in there.

Beefalo Horn
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It sends a terrible shiver down my spine.

Pure Horror
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It would behoove me to keep this.

Lucky Horseshoe
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Five alarm!

Spicy Chili
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Just a simple chemical reaction.

Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'll just have to wait for it to fill up again.

Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

If only I could soak my weary bones.

Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Water turns to glass under the moon. That's just science.

Hot Spring
Wilson P. Higgsbury

You ain't nothing, hound dog!

Hound
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Creepy.

Bones
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think we're safe now.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The smell is not the most pleasant.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Science save us!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I've got no bones to pick with the owner. Really.

Hound Mound
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It's sharp!

Hound's Tooth
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Teeth? Doesn't seem all that hygenic.

Howlitzer
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This'd stop a dog in its tracks.

Lucky Whistle
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Flesh is flesh. Where do I draw the line?

Long Pig
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Cooked nice and pink, but still morally gray.

Cooked Long Pig
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Letting it dry makes it not come from a human, right?

Long Pig Jerky
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Hutch Danglefish, P.I.

Hutch
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I always wanted one of these.

Star-sky
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Maybe he needs some science?

Star-sky
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ice to meet you.

Ice
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Let's steer clear of that.

Mini Iceberg
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's completely melted.

Mini Iceberg
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's completely melted.

Melted Iceberg