Words of the Constant
For the making of godly nectars!
T'would never grace a hall in Valhalla.
A felled metal steed.
'Twas pillaged long ago.
'Twas the site of a vicious raid.
It hath fallen.
Nothing of value remains.
The time is nigh!
The time is nigh!
Pillaged. But by what?
If only they'd had a warrior to fight for them.
What foul being caused such destruction?
It once led to adventure. Alas, no more.
It offers no sanctuary.
'Twas left by cities past.
Tis sealed away from prying eyes and prying hands.
Tis a most delicious fish!
A feast from the sea.
Twill make the meat even more divine.
Tis the salt of the earth.
An ally to meat!
'Tis ready to be pillaged!
I shall put thee to good use.
Nectar of the gods.
For pillaging from the trees.
'Twill never again grow to its former glory.
Alas, the nectar 'tis no longer sweet!
Baby non-meats.
'Tis a weapon of beastly slaughter!
It contains the flavoring!
Spice for the fanciest of foods.
Thine growing taketh too long!
'Tis a flavoring sprig.
The nectar of the gods dwells within.
It has been chopped.
It hath been fouled by tiny beasts!
I've no patience for thee, sap!
I have acquired the nectar!
It hath been wounded!
You would make a most honorable warrior.
Your liege.
It slumbers soundly.
Lodgings of mine enemy.
Laid to ruin.
Nectar of the gods, for the gods.
Will this not anger the gods?
It boasts reddest guts, yet 'tis not meat!
'Tis a handful of seeds, for not-meat.
Prepare to barter!
'Tis a jaunty-hatted beast.