Words of the Constant

Wigfrid

I shall lay waste to my enemies with the weapon of Poseidon!

Strident Trident
Wigfrid

Toys do not interest a great warrior such as I.

Melty Marbles
Wigfrid

A token of victory.

Second-hand Dentures
Wigfrid

A warrior encased in armor. I'm told its name is "Hal."

Lying Robot
Wigfrid

Remnants of Ms. Wicker's summons? Truly a fierce woman.

Dessicated Tentacle
Wigfrid

A small, peculiar woman.

Gnomette
Wigfrid

Tea is a luxury that warriors cannot afford.

Leaky Teacup
Wigfrid

A noble fighter.

White Bishop
Wigfrid

A noble fighter.

Black Bishop
Wigfrid

A poor weapon.

Bent Spork
Wigfrid

I must mentor the young one in battle strategy.

Toy Trojan Horse
Wigfrid

A useless toy.

Unbalanced Top
Wigfrid

Accompaniment for my ballad of triumphs.

Fake Kazoo
Wigfrid

Finally, a safe weapon with which to spar with my new allies.

Back Scratcher
Wigfrid

Cooking utensils do not interest me.

Beaten Beater
Wigfrid

It won't stand up to the rigors of battle.

Frayed Yarn
Wigfrid

Not as useful as a battle horn.

Shoe Horn
Wigfrid

Grant me luck on the battlefield!

Lucky Cat Jar
Wigfrid

Perhaps the stench will drive the enemy away.

Air Unfreshener
Wigfrid

My allies will appreciate the survival training I've bestowed.

Potato Cup
Wigfrid

This weak, flimsy wire reminds me... I must toughen Maxwell up!

Wire Hanger
Wigfrid

Even the feeble can wage mighty battle upon the board.

White Rook
Wigfrid

Even the feeble can wage mighty battle upon the board.

Black Rook
Wigfrid

Even my spear cannot undo this knot.

Gord's Knot
Wigfrid

Tis not a unicorn.

White Knight
Wigfrid

Tis not a unicorn.

Black Knight
Wigfrid

Reveal mine destiny, oh great fates!

Cubic Zirconia Ball
Wigfrid

The creature has been forever imprisoned upon the ring.

Spider Ring
Wigfrid

Begone, foul magic!

Monkey Paw
Wigfrid

'Twas a poison, most assuredly.

Empty Elixir
Wigfrid

Evidence of the undead. Stay wary, my allies!

Faux Fangs
Wigfrid

For warding off Loki's minions.

Broken Stake
Wigfrid

There is a tiny world trapped within!

Binoculars
Wigfrid

To arms! The gauntlet has been thrown down!

Lone Glove
Wigfrid

A small, peculiar man.

Gnome
Wigfrid

I have no use for such things.

Snail Scale
Wigfrid

Perhaps some sort of elixir lies within?

Goop Canister
Wigfrid

Tis no foe worthy of I.

Toy Cobra
Wigfrid

What manner of creature be this?

Crocodile Toy
Wigfrid

It has fallen in battle.

Broken Terrarium
Wigfrid

What stories might you tell, trapped spirit?

Odd Radio
Wigfrid

Tis a suspicious contraption!

Broken Hairdryer
Wigfrid

Will it take me to Asgard?

Tiny Rocketship
Wigfrid

Useless technology.

Frazzled Wires
Wigfrid

No time for games! I must train my new allies!

Ball and Cup
Wigfrid

It would make an okay weapon in a pinch.

Hardened Rubber Bung
Wigfrid

No decent armor could be made with these.

Mismatched Buttons
Wigfrid

By the gods, that fishbowl's ablaze!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wigfrid

Tis naught but cinders.

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wigfrid

I will stand victorious!

Fish Scale-O-Matic