Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Aww. Who's a good monster?

Extra-Adorable Lavae
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I hear a tiny stomach grumbling.

Extra-Adorable Lavae
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Poor thing must be starving.

Extra-Adorable Lavae
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It's an egg tooth!

Lavae Tooth
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I like to call it "Basaliva".

Dragonfly Saliva
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Hot spit!

Dragonfly Saliva
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Magmificent!

Magma
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As gneiss a place as any.

Rock
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Mystery leaf meat.

Leafy Meatloaf
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Vegetarian, but not cruelty-free.

Veggie Burger
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Has science gone too far?

Jelly Salad
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He's huge!

Treeguard
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Carving a tree out of wood seems a bit redundant.

Treeguard Idol
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He's huge!

Treeguard
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Only a cyanobacteria could grow in this light.

Cave Lichen
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A scientific breakthrough! The cure!

Booster Shot
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It's strangely tasty looking.

Light Bulb
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It's bioluminous!

Crustashine
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It's her lucky lighter.

Willow's Lighter
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How strange, carrying one makes my pocket feel lighter!

Bulbous Lightbug
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I don't think it liked being struck by lightning.

Volt Goat
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"Baaaah" yourself!

Volt Goat
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It's like a miniature lightning rod.

Volt Goat Horn
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The power is mine!

Lightning Rod
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To harness the heavens!

Lightning Rod
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He won't be cute and cuddly forever.

Wee MacTusk
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It looks worried.

Living Log
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Is it watching me?

Totally Normal Tree
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Something's in there! I'll have to root it out.

Totally Normal Root
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It'll grow up big and horrifying.

Totally Normal Sapling
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Could use more salt, but that's none of my bisque-ness.

Lobster Bisque
Wilson P. Higgsbury

If I eat it in the morning is it still dinner?

Lobster Dinner
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That's some hot wood!

Log
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It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood.

Log
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Hey, stop upsetting the plants!

Lord of the Fruit Flies
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Lost Marbles
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Missing Teeth
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Cherished Toy Robot
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Mother's Favorite Teacup
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Treasured Toy Trojan Horse
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Favorite Spinning Top
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Sentimental Kazoo
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Misplaced Toy Cobra
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Beloved Crocodile Toy
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I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

Prized Ball and Cup
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What a lucky find!

Lucky Gold Nugget
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That's a prettier axe than I'm used to.

Lucy the Axe
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How did this tree even reproduce?

Lumpy Sapling
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Quit staring.

Bright-Eyed Frog
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It makes me look even brighter than usual.

Brightshade Helm