Words of the Constant

Warm, but not suited for combat.

Winter Hat

The measuring device has been slain by Loge.

Thermal Measurer

If only it measured the heat of battle.

The essence of Jol!

The wait is almost at an end.

Locked in a glorious cooking battle.

At long last, we feast!

A hearth for cooking a glorious feast!

How dost I free you from the bread, man of ginger??

Gingerbread Cookie

Like a snowflake, it is a gift from the heavens!

Sugar Cookie

T'would look as divine on the tree as in mine mouth!

Candy Cane

Stay back, foul creation!

We feast tonight!

'Twas plucked straight from my nightmares!

Plum Pudding

Something so foul shall never pass my lips!

Warms the soul.

Imbibable eggs!

A fragile beauty that must be protected.

Festive Bauble

Tis not a celebration without a good battle!

Magnificent Adornment

Hath been forged in fires.

Champion Adornment

It feeds the festive spirit.

Appeasing Adornment

Tis a light enchantment, trapped inside a glass ball.

Festive Light

Normally I careth not for baubels. But these doth stir my heart most sweetly.

Sentimental Adornment

Woe! Misery!

Its beauty lives on in our hearts.

A majestic pine, worthy of celebration!

Grow strong, young one! It is your destiny!

Its beauty lives on in our hearts.

Festive Tree Planter

It awaits a grand tree!

Festive Tree Planter

The lair of the pinchy beasts.

Wobster Mound

The little beasties have acquired new armor!

Lunar Wobster

Have at thee, morsel!

Wobster

Sleep in Valhalla, armored one.

Dead Wobster

Your armor hides tasty meat.

Hail, beastie!

Hail, beastie!

Wouldst thou like a skritch behind thine ears?

Woby

Wouldst thou like a skritch behind thine ears?

Woby

Woby doth deserve all manner of fine victuals and sweetmeats.

Woby Snacks

Wolfgang packs a punch to rival a frost giant.

Wolfgang seems to have mistakenly fumbled a torch.

Health and strength to you, Wolfgang!

A valiant warrior should not be wasted. A heart, a heart!

You will pay for your heinous deeds, brute!

Wolfgang, son of Magni.

My ally will get our forces fighting fit!

Coaching Whistle