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Survivor

No. I do NOT sing.

Heartrending Ballad

My acts were always a bit more improvisational.

Startling Soliloquy

No. I do NOT sing.

Warrior's Reprise

My acts were always a bit more improvisational.

No. I do NOT sing.

Enlightened Lullaby

No. I do NOT sing.

Bel Canto of Courage

No. I do NOT sing.

Clear Minded Cadenza

No. I do NOT sing.

I'm not eating that.

I'm still not eating that.

Cooked Batilisk Wing

Hirsute.

Take whatever you want.

That's one problem solved.

Ugh. I can't just leave that lying around.

The "moon's" influence is growing...

Portable indeed. Wilson can carry it.

Polar Bearger Bin

See my vest.

Hibearnation Vest

This would make a nice rug.

I'd say luck is in rather short supply around here.

Lucky Beast Costume Pattern

At least they're good for something.

I don't like sleeping rough.

They work so hard, the fools.

Now what do I do with it?

Honey roasted.

So tempting, but so full of bees.

It holds the bees.

Why do the bees not serve me?

So tempting, but so full of bees.

I should wait a bit longer.

Honey roasted.

I've done enough, the old woman can brave the bees herself.

I think she made this herself.

Why do the bees not serve me?

I've done enough, the old woman can brave the bees herself.

I should wait a bit longer.

They smell even worse when they're dead.

How dare you die on me!

I like a creature that knows its place.

Aw nuts, it's following me.

Just look at that stupid beast.

I suppose I'm saddled with this creature now.

Now it looks dumb AND pathetic.

Yes, you understand how this works.

I suppose some people might find that charming.

I'd only ride you if I was desperate.

It's only marginally less stupid when it's asleep.

I suppose I'd better keep the stupid beast fed.

How unfashionable.

Best to keep the beast placated for now.

It smells like a barn.