Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Rain, rain, go away. Be wet again another day.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Drying things is not an exact science.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

These really are drying times.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Strangely filling, for a salad.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Just jerky enough.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It will let everything know I'm here. Everything.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Smells fishy!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It won't fit me. It's a merm helmet.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It won't fit me. It's a merm helmet.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That smell is the worst.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A merm has died.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Dead merm waking!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I feel very guarded around these guys...

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The next phase of merm evolution.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Just a shadow of their former self.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Finally, I can show my face in public.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Burnt merm flesh somehow smells even worse.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Nothing to live in, now.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Who would live here?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ugh, the smell!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's actually kind of cute.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Your Majesty!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

There was something fishy about that throne anyway.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Looks fit for a swamp king!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I suppose we'll never know what it was for now.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Just what is she planning?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A royal guard with no Royal to guard.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

They seem happy to have found a king.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It says "Mermfolk Ownlee."

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It says "Mermfolk Ownlee."

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The next phase of merm evolution.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

They operate on a first-come, first-sovereigned basis.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Just a shadow of their former self.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It does so much, badly.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think I'll find anything scientific in there.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think I'll find anything scientific in there.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This tool looks a little fishy.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wonder if it's for me!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's full of nothing.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It won't pull any muscles now.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think I pulled a muscle just looking at it...

Wilson P. Higgsbury

...Ew.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A hands-free way to brighten your day.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How illuminating!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Somehow the breeze comes out the back twice as fast.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I can light it to let everyone know I'm here.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I could draw better than that!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

We should draw something on there.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's not much use like this. We should place it.