Words of the Constant
Perhaps if she were fed, she'd be less ill-tempered.
Not surprised. It was poorly made.
It's too brittle to hang anything now.
Does she even have teeth?
Like the desert.
Salt? Finally some flavor.
Still moist.
Moist and staying that way.
Moist and staying that way.
Still moist.
Hm. Why didn't we think of this sooner?
This seems suspect.
My teeth are getting too old for this.
I'd have to be foolish or desperate to use that.
They were already here when I arrived.
Does it look I have the bulbous head of a merm?
Does it look I have the bulbous head of a merm?
I didn't think it could smell worse.
Smells like rotten fish.
Of course you don't even know how to stay dead.
I'd best try to stay on their good side.
They managed to get even uglier.
Quite the improvement.
This seems rather... fishy.
Roasted merm head. Delicious.
The eyes follow you around.
Well, it burns just as well as the pigs' version.
They copied the pigs, but they're even less intelligent.
It's been burned to the ground.
It's slightly less offensive to my eyes than the others.
A crown can be a heavy burden...
Someone finally took care of that hideous throw rug.
Not especially impressive for a "throne".
Such a waste of time and energy.
What is that little creature up to?
A kingdom without a king.
They're flying the royal banner.
Apparently, I'm not invited. Oh how shall I ever go on.
Apparently, I'm not invited. Oh how shall I ever go on.
They managed to get even uglier.
Kings are easily made around here.
Quite the improvement.
Why specialize when you can be mediocre at everything, hm?
I'm certain there's nothing inside I'd want.
I'm certain there's nothing inside I'd want.
Why specialize when you can be mediocre at everything, hm?
Someone sensibly bottled up their feelings and tossed them out to sea.
It's empty inside.
The show's over.
Hmph. I suppose some people are impressed by shows of brute strength.