Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Those suckers will never get me!

Lil' Itchy
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's probably someone else's blood...

Mosquito Sack
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Aaah! You are definitely not an electron!

Mosling
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He probably deserved it.

Grave
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I bet there's all sorts of good stuff down there!

Grave
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This punch has a kick to it.

Mulled Punch
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This ought to be a scientific impossibility.

Florid Postern
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for this.

Celestial Portal
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's brilliant!

Pick/Axe
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It might be aggressive, but only sporeradically.

Mush Gnome
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A mushroom cloud in the making!

Boomshroom
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Makes the wearer look like a fun guy.

Funcap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

How im-morel!

Sporecap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

How scientific!

Sporecap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The power of science compelled it.

Mushroom Planter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It could use a spore. Or a mushroom transplant.

Mushroom Planter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The mushrooms have really taken to the log.

Mushroom Planter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The log is dead. We should replace it with a live one.

Mushroom Planter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think it can grow in this cold.

Mushroom Planter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It should keep growing now.

Mushroom Planter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's a lot of mushrooms!

Mushroom Planter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Comboletely burnt.

Mushlight
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a big, science-y 'shroom.

Mushlight
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Science makes it light up.

Mushlight
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I didn't mildew it, I swear.

Glowcap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

We could make a prime light source with some primary colors.

Glowcap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Blue is obviously the most scientific color.

Glowcap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's covered in acid.

Red Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm mildly offended by this.

Red Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

These used to grow in my bathroom.

Red Mushtree
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This mushroom tree is clearly stranger than the rest.

Lunar Mushtree
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It's covered in acid.

Green Mushtree
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It's trying to reproduce.

Green Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A magic mushroom?

Green Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's covered in acid.

Blue Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

You can't tell from far away, but it's quite smelly.

Blue Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That mushroom got too big for its own good.

Blue Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's covered in acid.

Webbed Blue Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The spiders thought this one was important.

Webbed Blue Mushtree
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Things are about to get hairy...

Armored Bearger
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I suppose it's a rare bird.

Bright-Beaked Bird
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Don't mind me, just carrion eating.

Crystal-Crested Buzzard
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I admire its dead-ication.

Crystal-Crested Buzzard
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It's got a little something in its eye.

Crystal Deerclops
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Now I can breathe easy.

Horror Hound
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Science save us!

Horror Hound
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I have a very strong desire to run.

Horror Hound
Wilson P. Higgsbury

What big, glowing eyes you have!

Possessed Varg
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That's the end of that.

Permafrost Pengull
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That thing's terrifying!

Permafrost Pengull