Words of the Constant

Maxwell

Good. Let her ferry our supplies around.

Portasol
Maxwell

It's useless out here without power.

Portasol
Maxwell

I'm going to pretend I don't see it.

Teletransport Station
Maxwell

Oh. What a pity.

Teletransport Station
Maxwell

Not bad, for a parlour trick.

Teletransport Station
Maxwell

It's useless out here without power.

Teletransport Station
Maxwell

How disappointingly rustic.

Winter Hat
Maxwell

Who cares?

Thermal Measurer
Maxwell

Not the most useful invention, is it?

Thermal Measurer
Maxwell

I prefer my fuel more nightmarish.

Holiday Cheer
Maxwell

I do wish it would hurry up.

Masonry Oven
Maxwell

What's it cooking up now?

Masonry Oven
Maxwell

Finally!

Masonry Oven
Maxwell

Something about it... ah, I'm sure it's nothing.

Masonry Oven
Maxwell

Stop looking at me, cookie fiend.

Gingerbread Cookie
Maxwell

We're celebrating freezing to death, I see.

Sugar Cookie
Maxwell

I don't even use a cane.

Candy Cane
Maxwell

It is unbound from time.

Eternal Fruitcake
Maxwell

How, err... traditional.

Chocolate Log Cake
Maxwell

It's extremely rich.

Plum Pudding
Maxwell

Glorified apple juice.

Apple Cider
Maxwell

Such a decadent beverage.

Hot Cocoa
Maxwell

My... favorite... she remembered.

Heavenly Eggnog
Maxwell

Gaudy, like the rest of this shindig.

Festive Bauble
Maxwell

What a thing to risk one's life for.

Magnificent Adornment
Maxwell

A volatile decoration.

Champion Adornment
Maxwell

There's something familiar about this...

Appeasing Adornment
Maxwell

How frivolous.

Festive Light
Maxwell

That old crab does have some skill.

Sentimental Adornment
Maxwell

It's a Winter's Feast miracle.

Winter's Feast Tree
Maxwell

That's that, it seems.

Winter's Feast Tree
Maxwell

How wretchedly jolly.

Winter's Feast Tree
Maxwell

Have we nothing better to do with our time?

Winter's Feast Tree
Maxwell

That's that, it seems.

Festive Tree Planter
Maxwell

How repulsively festive.

Festive Tree Planter
Maxwell

What manner of creature lives in there?

Wobster Mound
Maxwell

They didn't look like that when I was in charge.

Lunar Wobster
Maxwell

I'd prefer it without the sharp, pinching claws.

Wobster
Maxwell

Excellent.

Dead Wobster
Maxwell

I forgot my bib.

Delicious Wobster
Maxwell

I'd rather not get hair all over my suit.

Woby
Maxwell

I'd rather not get hair all over my suit.

Woby
Maxwell

She slobbers...

Woby
Maxwell

She slobbers...

Woby
Maxwell

I thought I saw Wilson munching on one.

Woby Snacks
Maxwell

The strongman Wolfgang seems a little unhinged.

Wolfgang
Maxwell

Did you intend to burn that, Wolfgang?

Wolfgang
Maxwell

Good day to you, Mr. Wolfgang.

Wolfgang
Maxwell

Let's find a heart. I'll prepare my incantations.

Wolfgang
Maxwell

Murderous fiend! Behold my power!

Wolfgang