Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Don't you dare monkey around with my boat!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It won't do me much good without water.

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It's been improved with science... and bird parts!

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A nice hat is always a clear indicator of who's in charge.

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I've never seen a live puffin before!

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Catching one ain't puffin to brag about.

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Peacefully huffin' and puffin'.

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It's as big as my head!

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Who's up for a gourd time?

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That's a pretty gourd cookie!

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That's a hollow expression.

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It's no gourd to wear without a face.

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I should probably just eat the whole thing... for science.

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How did it not turn into a pie?

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Spooky!

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A rather pumped up pumpkin.

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It's a seed.

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It comes with a finely calibrated ouch-o-meter.

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It's blinding me with science!

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It's whispering to me.

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It contains the mysteries of the universe.

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Makes a good marker, but I wish it'd stop looking at me.

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It's in the process of digestinating.

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We'd better start cooking some offerings.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

As far as posts go, this one is adequate.

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Kind of clingy.

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A monumental monument.

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It's an old statue.

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What are you looking at?

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Science says it should have died by now.

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Those berries are all gone.

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A bright bowl.

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A handful of odd seeds.

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A dish for all seasonings.

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For making minuscule motleys.

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I'd like more than a penny for my thoughts.

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A decent amount of coin.

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Seems valuable.

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We can use these to reopen the Gateway.

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No imitations here.

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I can put a meal together in a pinch.

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A crabby trap.

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Kitchen stuff.

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Probably chock full of vitamins.

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Ready for baking.

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We cooked the foliage.

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I should offer it on the Altar of Gnaw.

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Science says this will appease the sky God.

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It's more of a light snack, really.

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That's not what it wants.