Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm not sure what that's supposed to be.

Glommer's Statue
Wilson P. Higgsbury

What happened to the head?

Harp Statue
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The flowers grew back, but the head didn't.

Overgrown Statue
Wilson P. Higgsbury

He's a lot shorter in person.

Maxwell Statue
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a fancy marble statue.

Marble Sculpture
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Don't lose your head now!

Marble Sculpture
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Statuesque.

Marble Sculpture
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wonder who the artist is.

Marble Sculpture
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Scratchy metal fibers.

Steel Wool
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I could have been a sailor in another life.

Steering Wheel
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's going to be the steering wheel.

Steering Wheel Kit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Looks sharp!

Stinger
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'd like to sit on that... rockin' chair!

Stone Chair
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Somebody else is sitting on that.

Stone Chair
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I use tables periodically.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I use tables periodically.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's broken.

W.O.B.O.T.
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Let's not get carried away.

W.O.B.O.T.
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Hats always ruin my hair.

Straw Hat
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's really stuffing!

Stuffed Eggplant
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's the good stuff!

Stuffing
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I could eat that, but I'd rather not.

Succulent
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Nice dry.

Dried Succulent
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Aloe there.

Succulent
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A succulent in a pot.

Potted Succulent
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The real treasure is the treasure we found along the way.

Sunken Chest
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's clammed right up!

Sunken Chest
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I had to shell out quite a bit to get this.

Spectackler Box
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I should really get around to fixing that.

Support Pillar Wreckage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

You were once tall and strong.

Support Pillar Wreckage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It fills me with confidence.

Reinforced Support Pillar
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I should really get around to fixing that.

Dreadstone Pillar Wreckage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

How dreadful.

Dreadstone Pillar Wreckage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That looks dreadfully strong.

Reinforced Dreadstone Pillar
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's all under wraps for now.

Dreadstone Pillar Scaffold
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's all under wraps for now.

Pillar Scaffold
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's perf!

Surf 'n' Turf
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This vest is dapper as all get-out.

Dapper Vest
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Science has created a hybrid between dinner and dessert.

Sweet Potato Casserole
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A nice cup of tea to forget all my problems.

Soothing Tea
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's hard not to make sound effects when I wave it around.

Brightshade Sword
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Who would do such a thing?

Winter's Feast Table
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A feastival table.

Winter's Feast Table
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Time to eat!

Winter's Feast Table
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's not the season for that.

Winter's Feast Table
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This extra storage space has me hooked!

Tackle Box
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A picture of some fishing tackle. I bet I could make this...

Advert
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Time to tackle my reel problems.

Tackle Receptacle
Wilson P. Higgsbury

If I had a dentist they'd be mad I ate stuff like that.

Taffy
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's a tall bird!

Tallbird