Words of the Constant
I'm coming, dear.
Tada!
Oh dear, that didn't go as planned.
Cursed bloodsuckers!
My mount requires attention of the medical variety.
Buzzards drawn by carrion, naturally. However, these exhibit signs of mutation.
Presents are not a top survival priority at this moment.
I can't lie down when I'm in danger!
I can barely sleep even when I'm not in danger!
I can hardly get to sleep at night, never mind during the day.
These caves don't make it any easier to sleep.
My hunger won't make relaxing any easier!
I can barely sleep even when I'm not starving!
I do believe I should dismount first.
I can't sleep, no matter where I lie down.
I couldn't possibly relax in these caves.
A hot mess indeed.
No need to turn the light off dear, I won't be able to sleep either way.
Even if I could sleep, these temperatures are highly unsafe.
As you can plainly see, it is ablaze.
A cinch!
Let's give that another go, shall we?
I suppose there will be no fish dinner for me this time.
Patience is a virtue.
I do not appreciate the tardiness of these fish.
Perhaps if I tried a different lure...
I wonder if I could get some reading done while I wait.
Oh dear, I must have put too much strain on my line.
The line must remain taut!
The megafauna have set their eyes on us.
Perhaps a review of the script is in order, dear?
It seems the den was more crucial to this platform's structural integrity than I surmised.
This platform's construction will not withstand deeper waters.
Settle down, this instant!
The chemical reaction has been catalyzed...
This plant is exhibiting concerning signs.
Oh dear, it's those troublemakers playing their loud music again...
Once it grows I'll be able to identify the species.
I've gained a bit more insight into the workings of this species.
Oof! Might I suggest realigning the exit point closer to the ground next time, dear?
It will not hold!
A tremor! At least magnitude seven on the Richter scale.
This is obviously not the correct place for it.
Some form of creature is aggressively tunneling in the subterrain.
What a peculiar breed of rabbit!
Got you!
I hear the burrowing of a small creature.
There's magic at work here.
No information should go to waste, no matter how trivial.
Oof! Back on my feet!