Words of the Constant

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It's a seed.

Boulderbough Seed
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This is going to be a blast!

Strident Trident
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Melted. Maybe Willow had some fun with them?

Melty Marbles
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They've quickly become Wes' favorite prop.

Second-hand Dentures
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Hal whispers beautiful lies to me.

Lying Robot
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That's just asking to be experimented on.

Dessicated Tentacle
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It must be some kind of religious artifact.

Gnomette
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Now if I only had some tea...

Leaky Teacup
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...Maxwell left his stuff out again.

White Bishop
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...Maxwell left his stuff out again.

Black Bishop
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A horrifying utensil fusion. Maybe science *can* go too far.

Bent Spork
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I wonder what it's hiding?

Toy Trojan Horse
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It doesn't spin very well.

Unbalanced Top
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What's kazoo with you?

Fake Kazoo
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Wigfrid keeps jumping out and hitting me with it?!

Back Scratcher
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This egg beater is all bent out of shape.

Beaten Beater
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I have a few theories about this string.

Frayed Yarn
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I can put my shoes on without help, thanks.

Shoe Horn
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I think Wickerbottom had a cat.

Lucky Cat Jar
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It smells kind of stale.

Air Unfreshener
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Food and a cup! The ultimate survival container.

Potato Cup
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If you unwound it you could poke someone from really far away.

Wire Hanger
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How Machiavellian.

White Rook
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How Machiavellian.

Black Rook
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The knot is stuck. Forever.

Gord's Knot
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Honestly, he just leaves them out wherever.

White Knight
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Honestly, he just leaves them out wherever.

Black Knight
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I know someone who'd have a ball with this!

Cubic Zirconia Ball
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I hope this doesn't attract spiders.

Spider Ring
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Let's make a wish. For science.

Monkey Paw
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Hard to find a good flask around here.

Empty Elixir
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I might need these after all that candy.

Faux Fangs
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I don't believe in the supernatural.

Broken Stake
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I think it came from another world. One with grifts.

Binoculars
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I wonder where the other one is?

Lone Glove
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It must be some kind of religious artifact.

Gnome
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Holding it makes me feel like bartering.

Snail Scale
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It's a little warm to the touch.

Goop Canister
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It's full of someone's childhood memories.

Toy Cobra
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It's not very good at jumping.

Crocodile Toy
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It's some sort of plant specimen.

Broken Terrarium
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It's picking up frequencies from another world.

Odd Radio
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Maybe a tool for testing aerodynamics?

Broken Hairdryer
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Sadly it's too small for me to escape on.

Tiny Rocketship
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Their electricity carrying days are over.

Frazzled Wires
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There's no time for fun and games!

Ball and Cup
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Great. All of my tub stopping needs are met.

Hardened Rubber Bung
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I'm more of a zipper person, myself.

Mismatched Buttons
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On a scale of 1 to on fire... that's pretty on fire.

Fish Scale-O-Matic
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All my bragging rights, gone up in flames!

Fish Scale-O-Matic