Words of the Constant
More metabolic byproduct.
Knowledge is power!
Remember to eat in moderation, children.
How darling!
I fear I've a terrible weakness for a spot of chocolate.
The candy itself is quite pleasant, if unappealing in appearance.
There will be some sore jaws in the morning, I imagine.
A delightful ten on the Scoville scale.
Delightfully colored kernels of high fructose corn syrup.
Hmm, well, at least there's a healthy option on the table.
I was always a fan of black licorice, myself.
It almost seems a shame to eat them.
I'd prefer none of you eat these at all.
I'll take the ones you don't want, dears.
How darling!
I had best not hear of any tummy aches later.
Bottled valor.
An impressive elixir.
Not as potent as I would have liked.
It appears combustible.
It seems to catalyze a mutation.
An ornamental poltergeist meant to be hung somewhere.
A flourish of flying mammal.
An arborator adornment of the arachnid variety.
I really should decorate.
An ornament such as this should be hung up.
A corvus such as this would do better in a tree.
This was perhaps not the most efficient use of resources.
A worker's tool.
That looks much too strenuous.
The woolen fibers of a beefalo's coat make for excellent padding.
What a fascinating use of kelp.
It gives off a delicate floral aroma.
This seems ill-suited for a restful night's sleep.
A dare? What childish nonsense.
I prefer tweed.
A natural disinfectant.
This salve is derived from gastropod secretions.
It should provide adequate insulation against high temperatures.
It is thankless work.
It's a bit chilly.
Its temperature is below freezing.
Its temperature is totally unremarkable.
It is warm enough to radiate heat and light!
It is retaining thermal energy. But only a bit.
Ah. That would explain the respiration.
How odd. This rose bush appears to be... breathing.
My, she is a bit rude, isn't she?
This beverage raises one's body temperature.
It is a herbal remedy for madness prevention.