Words of the Constant

Ms. Wickerbottom

The flora grows thick here.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This fig mixture appears to induce rapid arboreal growth.

Tree Jam
Ms. Wickerbottom

Combusting the arboreal support structure will facilitate unobstructed access to the minerals.

Boulderbough
Ms. Wickerbottom

The boulder is ready to be mined.

Boulderbough
Ms. Wickerbottom

The plant's structural integrity appears more than sufficient to bear the considerable mass of the boulder.

Boulderbough
Ms. Wickerbottom

The Boulderbough gradually accumulates minerals from its surroundings, maturing until it may be harvested.

Boulderbough Sapling
Ms. Wickerbottom

The seed of the great Boulderbough.

Boulderbough Seed
Ms. Wickerbottom

It produces quite literal sound waves!

Strident Trident
Ms. Wickerbottom

What a lovely set of bottle washers! Too bad they're all melted.

Melty Marbles
Ms. Wickerbottom

I don't appreciate the insinuation, dear.

Second-hand Dentures
Ms. Wickerbottom

Ah, it's a scale replica of that mischievous robot.

Lying Robot
Ms. Wickerbottom

A muscular hydrostat that's been sat near something hygroscopic.

Dessicated Tentacle
Ms. Wickerbottom

What a positively, delightfully odd little lady.

Gnomette
Ms. Wickerbottom

I think it's quite lovely, despite the cracks left by age...

Leaky Teacup
Ms. Wickerbottom

In medieval chess, this piece was called the elephant.

White Bishop
Ms. Wickerbottom

The groove in this piece symbolizes the bishop's ceremonial headwear.

Black Bishop
Ms. Wickerbottom

This would be a practical eating utensil if it weren't bent.

Bent Spork
Ms. Wickerbottom

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Toy Trojan Horse
Ms. Wickerbottom

A good illustration of gyroscopic precession.

Unbalanced Top
Ms. Wickerbottom

A fake membranophone.

Fake Kazoo
Ms. Wickerbottom

An instrument of self-sufficiency.

Back Scratcher
Ms. Wickerbottom

I have an excellent meringue recipe.

Beaten Beater
Ms. Wickerbottom

My grandmother used to knit.

Frayed Yarn
Ms. Wickerbottom

It reminds me of home.

Shoe Horn
Ms. Wickerbottom

What a positively adorable kitty cat. Sigh.

Lucky Cat Jar
Ms. Wickerbottom

What an unpleasant scent.

Air Unfreshener
Ms. Wickerbottom

It appears to be a primitive cup fashioned from a tuber.

Potato Cup
Ms. Wickerbottom

I miss the comforts of home.

Wire Hanger
Ms. Wickerbottom

It was once called the "tower", long ago.

White Rook
Ms. Wickerbottom

Calling it a "castle" is plainly incorrect.

Black Rook
Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh, I just love the bard.

Gord's Knot
Ms. Wickerbottom

Knights are better pieces when they're active in the center.

White Knight
Ms. Wickerbottom

In German it is referred to as the "springer".

Black Knight
Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh, I got my hopes up for a nice crystal ball.

Cubic Zirconia Ball
Ms. Wickerbottom

A decorative arachnid adornment! How darling!

Spider Ring
Ms. Wickerbottom

The paw grants three wishes, with terribly ironic results. So the story goes.

Monkey Paw
Ms. Wickerbottom

Odorless. I believe it may have been sugar water.

Empty Elixir
Ms. Wickerbottom

Dunk those in boiling water before wearing them, dear.

Faux Fangs
Ms. Wickerbottom

Luckily it is much too brittle to inflict any real damage.

Broken Stake
Ms. Wickerbottom

This simply does not work right.

Binoculars
Ms. Wickerbottom

It appears to be an abandoned glove.

Lone Glove
Ms. Wickerbottom

What a positively, delightfully odd little fellow.

Gnome
Ms. Wickerbottom

What a cute little mollusk shaped scale!

Snail Scale
Ms. Wickerbottom

This does not seem like it came from this world.

Goop Canister
Ms. Wickerbottom

Goodness, it seems quite wistful.

Toy Cobra
Ms. Wickerbottom

Perhaps I ought to save it for Webber.

Crocodile Toy
Ms. Wickerbottom

A waste of a unique flora specimen.

Broken Terrarium
Ms. Wickerbottom

What a curious device!

Odd Radio
Ms. Wickerbottom

What an odd contraption.

Broken Hairdryer
Ms. Wickerbottom

This spacecraft looks to have inadequate thermal controls.

Tiny Rocketship