Words of the Constant

Ms. Wickerbottom

I appreciate your commitment to group survival, Wigfrid.

Wigfrid
Ms. Wickerbottom

Anachronistic drivel.

Battle Helm
Ms. Wickerbottom

An even further departure from historical accuracy, I'm afraid.

Commander's Helm
Ms. Wickerbottom

I'm happy to see her exploring more defensive tactics.

Battle Rönd
Ms. Wickerbottom

Perfectly preserved.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Now we just require rope to secure it in place.

Wax Paper
Ms. Wickerbottom

Up to your old tricks, are you Maxwell?

Maxwell
Ms. Wickerbottom

Lighting fires are we now, Maxwell? Tread carefully.

Maxwell
Ms. Wickerbottom

Ah, greetings dear Maxwell!

Maxwell
Ms. Wickerbottom

Stings, doesn't it dear? Let me fetch you a heart.

Maxwell
Ms. Wickerbottom

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... you're dead!

Maxwell
Ms. Wickerbottom

There's good in you, Maxwell.

Maxwell
Ms. Wickerbottom

I'm not letting THAT in MY library!

Codex Umbra
Ms. Wickerbottom

That's enough funny business, young arachnid.

Webber
Ms. Wickerbottom

Who gave you matches, Webber?

Webber
Ms. Wickerbottom

Ah, greetings dear Webber!

Webber
Ms. Wickerbottom

I'll fetch you a nice colored bandage once you're revived.

Webber
Ms. Wickerbottom

Someone needs to teach you some manners, Webber!

Webber
Ms. Wickerbottom

You're a sweet boy, Webber.

Webber
Ms. Wickerbottom

That is a most unusual skull.

Webber's Skull
Ms. Wickerbottom

What an adorable little arachnid!

Baby Spider
Ms. Wickerbottom

Another garden pest.

Spiny Bindweed
Ms. Wickerbottom

Wendy! That's enough out of you, young lady!

Wendy
Ms. Wickerbottom

Who gave you flammable materials, Wendy?

Wendy
Ms. Wickerbottom

Ah, greetings dear Wendy!

Wendy
Ms. Wickerbottom

Goodness, this just won't do. Let me find you a heart, Wendy.

Wendy
Ms. Wickerbottom

Someone needs to teach you some manners, Wendy!

Wendy
Ms. Wickerbottom

You're a dear, Wendy. And so uniquely qualified to handle specters!

Wendy
Ms. Wickerbottom

Death is not the end.

Perennial Altar
Ms. Wickerbottom

It appears to induce a Castorthropic state.

Kitschy Beaver Idol
Ms. Wickerbottom

An... artistic representation of the Branta canadensis.

Kitschy Goose Idol
Ms. Wickerbottom

Someone's going to trip on this, dear.

Kitschy Moose Idol
Ms. Wickerbottom

His body language says everything.

Wes
Ms. Wickerbottom

Don't cry to me when you burn yourself, dear.

Wes
Ms. Wickerbottom

Ah, the mime lad. Greetings, dear !

Wes
Ms. Wickerbottom

Poor dear. needs a heart to anchor him to this plane.

Wes
Ms. Wickerbottom

They'll tell tales of your defeat, !

Wes
Ms. Wickerbottom

You're a fine young man, .

Wes
Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh no. No, no, no. This won't do at all.

Wet Goop
Ms. Wickerbottom

This may prove useful.

Paper
Ms. Wickerbottom

Perhaps something useful lies inside?

Crumpled Package
Ms. Wickerbottom

An instrument for developing pain compliance.

Tail o' Three Cats
Ms. Wickerbottom

Ms. Wickerbottom's immorality is putting holes in my multiverse speculations.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Book burnings are quite gauche, Ms. Wickerbottom.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Ah, greetings Ms. Wickerbottom! Fancy seeing you here.

Ms. Wickerbottom

All our self-help books will finally be put to use, hmm Ms. Wickerbottom?

Ms. Wickerbottom

I am my own worst critic!

Ms. Wickerbottom

Our knowledge comes in handy, doesn't it, Ms. Wickerbottom?

Ms. Wickerbottom

You like to test boundaries, don't you dear?

Willow
Ms. Wickerbottom

What have I said about lighting fires, dear?

Willow