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Survivor

I should test its fire resistance. Y'know, to make sure it's safe.

You're very small and squeaky.

You're very small and squeaky.

You're very small and squeaky.

A lump of coal would be really useful, actually!

Ha! I wouldn't wanna get smacked with that thing!

Nothing says "Open Me" quite like a lock!!

It's a pony!

Clockwork Knight

It looks pretty worn down.

That's right, you follow me!

Who's bossing you around?

What is your problem, horse?

It's dead. Shall I do the honors?

Koalefant Carcass

We will be great friends!

He sure looks warm...

Sweet and rubbery.

Fig-Stuffed Trunk

Stay back, you big jerk!

The holidays came early this year!

Fire is not meant to be contained like this!

No skimping on the sour cream!

Nothing's gonna get through that!

Steadfast Stone Armor

That armor looks pretty safe.

Stone Splint Mail

This armor isn't very good.

It barely does anything.

Feathered Reed Tunic

This armor will stop a blow or two.

Good for smackin' stuff.

Jagged Wood Armor

I could do neat stuff more often with that.

Silken Wood Armor

Woohoo! I should put that on.

Kill that flag!

Battle Standard

You're always there for me, Bernie.

Pfft, I bet he can't even fight.

Battlemaster Pugna

Dibs!

Resplendent Nox Helm

Woah! I love it!

Ooo, gimme!

Clairvoyant Crown

It's a feather crown!

Feathered Wreath

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Hearthsfire Crystals

That's a great wreath!

Flower Headband

I don't even wanna burn it!

Blossomed Wreath

No way I can use that!

Blacksmith's Edge

There's no key in it.

Looks good.

So pointy!

That's Woodie's axe.

This is WAY better than our gate back home!

Ancient Gateway

Time to go.

Ancient Gateway

Ohh, I want it!

Jerks come out of it.

I'd wear it if I felt like hitting stuff.

Comes with a matching staff!

Why can't we be friends?