Words of the Constant
Hey lady, your stuff's all dry!
It's ready!
Nice. Free salt.
Come on, dry already!
Forget the rain! Dry!
Forget the rain! Dry!
How long does it take this stuff to dry?!
Nice, but burning still beats drying.
Wait... what ARE these leaves?
Chewy, but satisfying.
Heheh... let's start some trouble!
Eww, it's all swampy.
Who wants to wear a stupid merm hat anyway?
Who wants to wear a stupid merm hat anyway?
Frankly, I'm surprised these soggy guys burn so well.
Ew! Burn it!
I knew it!
I can't tell which way it's looking.
I feel like it's staring straight through me.
Creepy...
Yuck, who'd want a face like that?
Double whammy!
That's what you get for being so stinky!
It's true, no one cares.
No one would care if this burned down.
I feel a little bad... actually, no I don't.
Looks just as flammable as the old ones.
Are you supposed to be important or something?
Did I do that? It's hard to keep track.
I shouldn't burn it... but I want to...
Hahaha-! Uh, I mean, oh no...
What's all this stuff for?
I bet that would catch fire reeeal easy.
Ugh, the SMELL coming from that thing!
I can't look inside? But that just makes me want to even more!
I can't look inside? But that just makes me want to even more!
I feel like it's staring straight through me.
What makes that guy so special?
Creepy...
It'd be handy if it wasn't so badly made.
What a nice, flammable-looking tool shed!
What a nice, flammable-looking tool shed!
It'd be handy if it wasn't so badly made.
Hey! It's a bottle of emergency kindling!
Just a boring old bottle.
I don't know what Wolfgang's so upset about, I thought the fire effects were great!
You know what this strongman show needs? Pyrotechnics!
No thanks.
It's not real fire, but it's still pretty fun.
Ha! Fire beats water!