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Survivor

So annoying!

Keep that mouth away from me!

What an itchy way to go.

Was the poop by itself not gross enough?

This reminds me of a nightmare I had once.

It's no Bernie.

Blood must bubble in currents muggy and thick.

Its feathers are frazzled.

Better it than me.

It's full of dead stuff, I bet.

Ahh, it's like there's a warm fire in my belly.

The vines coil away from my lighter... weird!

It's made of some kind of jerk rock I can't burn.

Celestial Portal

It's so useful!

Ew, it's dropping spores everywhere!

She's gonna blow!

I don't like having my head messed with.

How could that not work?!

A big gross mushroom! Burn it!

Mold problem's taken care of.

Mushroom Planter

It's just a dumb log.

Mushroom Planter

Gross, they're taking over!

Mushroom Planter

Nasty. Let's burn the rot out.

Mushroom Planter

I'm sure fire would fix that.

Mushroom Planter

There's mushrooms growing in it now.

Mushroom Planter

Geez, who even needs that many mushrooms?

Mushroom Planter

C'mon, you saw that coming.

This dumb mushroom's not lighting up.

Not as nice as a warm fire.

Now what?

I've got a few ideas on how to light it. Heh heh.

Pfft, well that was a bright idea.

I should check if it will still burn.

It's spreading junk everywhere.

Gross. It smells like leprechaun butt.

Bet this would look really nice if I set it on fire.

I should check if it will still burn.

Ew, I don't want to get too close.

Gross. It's all mushroomy.

I should check if it will still burn.

Ack! It stinks!

Gross. This tree is sick all over.

I should check if it will still burn.

Webbed Blue Mushtree

That one got what it deserves.

Webbed Blue Mushtree

Did I ever mention my best friend is a bear?

Armored Bearger

What are you looking at, weird bird?

Bright-Beaked Bird

Nasty!

Crystal-Crested Buzzard

That buzzard's up to no good.

Crystal-Crested Buzzard

Er... no hard feelings, right?

Crystal Deerclops

Good riddance.