Words of the Constant

Looks about the same.

Glommer's Statue

Is that supposed to be something?

Glommer's Statue

Such a nice statue. Shame if something were to happen to it.

Harp Statue

That poor statue's covered in flammable vines! Whatever should I do?

A big stone nerd.

It's an okay statue, I guess.

Yikes. I'd cover that up too if I were her.

She hasn't put her face on for the day yet.

A brazier would be nicer.

Make a spark, it'll still burn.

Steel Wool

Check out how fast I can spin it!!

Steering Wheel

Can't sail without that.

It's pokey!

That definitely will not burn.

Stone Chair

You can sit there. That chair will not spontaneously combust.

Stone Chair

I'm not sure how to feel about non-flammable furniture.

I'm not sure how to feel about non-flammable furniture.

Only thing left to do is melt it down. I'll stoke up the furnace!

W.O.B.O.T.

It frees up my time to burn things.

W.O.B.O.T.

A hat made of straw. To think, it could've been tinder.

Straw Hat

It's still not a bird, but it's sure stuffed like one!

Stuffed Eggplant

Out of the turkey and into my stomach!

It's been picked.

Mmm... So dry. So flammable.

Dried Succulent

It's a small, unburned plant.

We're keeping it.

Sooo... I can burn it now, right?

Aw, c'mon!

Bet I could cram a lot more stuff in there.

Spectackler Box

I don't wanna be here when that thing finally breaks.

Support Pillar Wreckage

I guess I'll have to keep an eye out for falling rocks again.

Support Pillar Wreckage

Reinforced Support Pillar

It's nice not having to worry about rocks falling on my head.

Dreadstone Pillar Wreckage

I don't wanna be here when that thing finally breaks.

Dreadstone Pillar Wreckage

Somebody should really repair this.

Reinforced Dreadstone Pillar

Cool. Wonder if it will burn.

Dreadstone Pillar Scaffold

Hmm. That looks suspiciously like work.

Hmm. That looks suspiciously like work.

Pillar Scaffold

Ugh. This is old person food!

Surf 'n' Turf

Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do.

Dapper Vest

Don't mind if I do.

Sweet Potato Casserole

What's so great about it? It's just leaf juice.

Soothing Tea

It's okay, but now I really want a fire sword.

Brightshade Sword

Now I'm really feeling the holiday spirit!

Are we having company?

Looks so good I almost don't want to burn it.

Oops, wrong food. Burn the mistake.

I usually like my stuff in a state of organized chaos.

Tackle Box

Who even reads fishing magazines? Uh, apart from me right now...

Advert

Gross, it looks full of bugs.

Tackle Receptacle