Words of the Constant

Willow

Still a bit young to burn.

Boulderbough Sapling
Willow

You're still young. Burn you later.

Boulderbough Seed
Willow

It's three times as pokey.

Strident Trident
Willow

That's how you play marbles, right? By burning them?

Melty Marbles
Willow

Hey Maxwell, I think you dropped these!

Second-hand Dentures
Willow

Ooh, I wonder if he has a flamethrower!

Lying Robot
Willow

I bet Wilson would enjoy dissecting this.

Dessicated Tentacle
Willow

She looks like she was forged in flame.

Gnomette
Willow

They put a bird on it.

Leaky Teacup
Willow

What is it with megalomaniacs and chess?

White Bishop
Willow

What is it with megalomaniacs and chess?

Black Bishop
Willow

Metal bends when it gets nice and hot.

Bent Spork
Willow

I bet Wigfrid would be into this.

Toy Trojan Horse
Willow

Useful only for kindling.

Unbalanced Top
Willow

A cheap fake. It probably doesn't even burn properly.

Fake Kazoo
Willow

This looks a little like a fire iron.

Back Scratcher
Willow

When I crank it Wes pretends to ride unicycle circles around me.

Beaten Beater
Willow

I could use this as a very long fuse...

Frayed Yarn
Willow

It looks like it might melt in a fire.

Shoe Horn
Willow

I don't want Ms. Wickerbottom to be sad. Let's burn it!

Lucky Cat Jar
Willow

I stuck one down Wolfgang's unitard when he wasn't looking. Haha.

Air Unfreshener
Willow

I would have roasted it.

Potato Cup
Willow

I want to stick it in a fire!

Wire Hanger
Willow

Chess is for pompous dorks.

White Rook
Willow

Chess is for pompous dorks.

Black Rook
Willow

Why use a knife when you can use fire?

Gord's Knot
Willow

Probably the most boring game ever invented.

White Knight
Willow

Probably the most boring game ever invented.

Black Knight
Willow

Just a big dumb ball.

Cubic Zirconia Ball
Willow

Ewww! Who would ever wear that!

Spider Ring
Willow

Ughhh! That's so nasty!

Monkey Paw
Willow

Hey Wes! Dare you to drink the last bit!

Empty Elixir
Willow

Pfft, they're not even sharp.

Faux Fangs
Willow

Looks like firewood to me.

Broken Stake
Willow

It makes stuff look small no matter which way I turn it.

Binoculars
Willow

Who needs just one glove?

Lone Glove
Willow

He looks like he was forged in flame.

Gnome
Willow

Snails are gross!

Snail Scale
Willow

Ooo, it's warm.

Goop Canister
Willow

I don't like snakes.

Toy Cobra
Willow

Yeesh. I can feel the nostalgia dripping off it.

Crocodile Toy
Willow

It's just junk.

Broken Terrarium
Willow

It's got kind of a dumb face, huh?

Odd Radio
Willow

I never take my pigtails out anyway.

Broken Hairdryer
Willow

Check out those tiny thrusters. Such explosive power!

Tiny Rocketship
Willow

These wires get WX all frazzled. Heh heh.

Frazzled Wires
Willow

Spinning the stick in the hole could start a fire. Thanks Girl Scouts!

Ball and Cup
Willow

I've never liked bathing with water.

Hardened Rubber Bung
Willow

Cute as Wendy's lil nose.

Mismatched Buttons
Willow

Heh... wasn't sure if that would work.

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