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Survivor

He's justa big meathead.

A thing of beauty.

Electrical Doodad

All the trappings of a good dinner. Ha!

That lil plant fella whipped it up.

It's cooled right off.

Anybody feel like a barbecue?

Watch out, hazardous spill!

And that's why you should always wear thick-soled work boots.

That thing's a workplace hazard.

Watch yer step.

Gnarly gnashers.

That's a safety hazard.

Maxwell's Tooth Trap

Hope there was nothin' good inside.

Handmade, so you know it's not up to snuff.

It's new and improved.

I don't need to be concerned about that.

A big clump of tree.

Alright trees, come get your grub!

It's gonna drop any second.

That'll leave a dent.

Lookin' a lil' top heavy.

Tough little darlin'.

Boulderbough Sapling

It's just full of potential.

Boulderbough Seed

I ain't afraid to make waves! Ha!

Strident Trident

I was never much into marbles.

All bite and no bark. Ha!

Second-hand Dentures

Maybe this bot'll let me poke around its insides.

Hey Willow! Dare ya ta eat it!

Dessicated Tentacle

Looks like my old landlord. Ha!

Tea's not really my taste.

A bit highbrow, don'tcha think?

A bit highbrow, don'tcha think?

A waste of good metal.

Handcrafted. Blech.

Toy Trojan Horse

This is why we need production standards.

It's got no film to make a sound.

I can reach my own back! Watch!

Nice and mechanical.

I got no use for that.

I prefer to break workboots in myself.

The reliable quality of a mass manufactured product!

Ha! Nasty!

Air Unfreshener

That thing's an affront to manufacturing.

Not a lotta use for that out here.

That's a rook.

That's a rook.

Everyone's been real good at showin' me the ropes. Ha!

That's a knight.

That's a knight.

It's not the real thing.

Cubic Zirconia Ball