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Survivor

Look at that fancy pants decoration.

Appeasing Adornment

Finally, something with wiring.

Hope she's doin' alright.

Sentimental Adornment

Such a shame.

Winter's Feast Tree

No reason we can't make another.

Winter's Feast Tree

Now that's a job well done.

Winter's Feast Tree

Still a bit on the small side.

Winter's Feast Tree

Burnt.

Festive Tree Planter

Just needs a tree.

Festive Tree Planter

Anyone home?

I don't trust those glassy eyes.

Hey little guy, you look like dinner!

I think we got 'em.

That's some good eatin'!

Delicious Wobster

Awful skittish for such a big gal.

Awful skittish for such a big gal.

Well, ain't you sweet!

Well, ain't you sweet!

Aww, Miss Woby wanna biscuit?

I wouldn't wanna catch the business end of those mitts!

Was that fire an accident, Wolfgang?

How you doin', big guy?

Walk it off, big guy!

Watch out! He's got a taste fer blood now!

You're just a big softie, aintcha?

Whatcha need, coach?

Coaching Whistle

Yeesh, calm down there fella!

How'd that monkey manage to start a fire?!

What a sweet lil monkey.

Got yourself in quite the mess now didn'tcha?

Yikes, guess yer a wild animal after all.

You're a helpful monkey aren'tcha?

Gotta keep the old noggin' safe on the work site.

Watch where you're swingin' that thing, Woodie!

Well ain't that somethin'.

You're just a walkin' disaster, ain'tcha, Woodie?

You're gonna start a forest fire, Woodie!

You down ta chop some trees for me later, Woodie?

You're fine, Woodie, I've seen worse.

Don't even think about goosin' me!

Well if this ain't a fine feathered mess.

Is this normal for you folks up North?

I'll getcha a heart, hold yer horses... er, mooses?

Yikes! Axe murderer!

You're a good, honest guy, Woodie.

I ain't one to sit around anyway.

Looks sturdy enough.

Looks like that seat's spoken for.

A shame to see that craftsmanship go to waste.

I don't care if it's fancy, just solidly built.