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Survivor

Oven needs mighty fuel!

Little man will crumble under my mighty teeth!

Gingerbread Cookie

Does Wolfgang have sugar in moustache?

Little sugar stick.

Wolfgang does not trust little fruit loaf.

Eternal Fruitcake

Ha! Is not real log, Wolfgang was not fooled!

Chocolate Log Cake

Tiny yummy cakething make strong Wolfgang.

Little fruit is sweet and tasty!

Wolfgang likes feeling cozy.

Is much protein inside, yes?

Heavenly Eggnog

Is so small in Wolfgang's hand.

Pretty little token of mightiness!

Magnificent Adornment

Decoration of mighty enemy.

Champion Adornment

Hello, little friend!

Appeasing Adornment

Glass ball of twinkly light!

It make Wolfgang warm inside.

Sentimental Adornment

Tree is not fireproof!

Winter's Feast Tree

Happy tree is burn now.

Winter's Feast Tree

Tree looks very happy!

Winter's Feast Tree

Is growing.

Winter's Feast Tree

Happy tree is burn now.

Festive Tree Planter

Very nice little pot!

Festive Tree Planter

Is home of the shellbeasts.

Is glassy shellbeast?

Wolfgang will steer clear of the pinchers.

Wolfgang wish he had fearsome hand claws!

Is ready to eat now.

Delicious Wobster

Tiny dog grow mighty too!

Tiny dog grow mighty too!

Woby is good pup.

Woby is good pup.

Wolfgang know this for dog, but still...

Wolfgang will make a worthy fight!

Wolfgang cannot trust even himself not to light fire!

Hello friend Wolfgang! We must arm wrestle!

World needs more Wolfgang! I will get heart!

We will see who is best Wolfgang! Raaa!

Wolfgang is nice man. Like me! Ha ha.

Wolfgang is good teacher!

Coaching Whistle

Is angry monkey!

Is exactly why we stop having monkeys in circus!

Why does strange monkey follow Wolfgang?

Poor monkey.

Wolfgang will stop this monkey business, for good!

Ah. Monkey is friend, yes?

Is thick and sturdy, like Wolfgang's own mighty skull!

Does beardman Woodie want to fight?

The beard ate Woodie!

Still have good moustache, Woodie.

Be careful! Do not burn, beard!