Words of the Constant

Woodie

You see that, Luce? That creepy hand snuffed a torch!

Woodie

That was barely even worth it, eh?

Woodie

Aw heck. Not again.

Woodie

Kinda sad, but I still hate it.

Woodie

Get'em!

Woodie

That light's givin' me goosebumps.

Woodie

Maybe I've got enough.

Woodie

I hope whoever sent that flare is ready for what's comin'.

Woodie

Guess it was a mistake to eat that thing, eh?

Woodie

Whew... I need something to cool off this wildfire in my belly...

Woodie

My stomach finally cooled off.

Woodie

Uh-oh. This is a familiar feelin'...

Woodie

Why does this kinda thing keep happening to me?

Woodie

Whew. Next time I'm turning into something normal, like a moose.

Woodie

Hang on, I'll get you out.

Woodie

I hear something inside.

Woodie

There! How's that, buddy?

Woodie

Hang on, I'll get you out.

Woodie

I hear something inside.

Woodie

There! How's that, buddy?

Woodie

Hang on, I'll get you out.

Woodie

I hear something inside.

Woodie

There! How's that, buddy?

Woodie

Consider yourself lucky, eh?

Woodie

Skeeters!

Woodie

This beast looks in a bad way, eh.

Woodie

Those buzzards look different to you, Luce?

Woodie

Now's definitely the wrong time to be celebratin' Christmas.

Woodie

Can't siesta, something's chasing me.

Woodie

It's too scary out to sleep.

Woodie

Only a hoser sleeps during the day.

Woodie

I'm not feelin' too restful right now.

Woodie

My belly is rumbling. I'd never be able to relax.

Woodie

My belly is too empty to fall asleep.

Woodie

I'd rather open that with my feet on the ground.

Woodie

I prefer to siesta between chopping sessions, not at night.

Woodie

I prefer to siesta between chopping sessions, not at night.

Woodie

Aw. That was my best one yet.

Woodie

Hey bud, I can't sleep when it's as bright as daylight.

Woodie

Not sure that's entirely safe.

Woodie

That's okay. I just need a good flannel, anyway.

Woodie

Close one!

Woodie

Yeesh, I look like a real hoser right now.

Woodie

Guess that one got away from me.

Woodie

Nothin' like a day out fishing.

Woodie

I could watch the sky and the ocean for hours.

Woodie

Hm, maybe I should swap out my lure.

Woodie

Can't rush it.

Woodie

Aw nuts! Sorry for the language, Luce.

Woodie

Thick I'd better tighten the slack.