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Survivor

It beats drowning, I guess...

Inflatable Vest

It's missing the tree part!

Feels almost like being on vacation, eh?

I'd prefer maple taffy...

At least I didn't have to pay for it.

It's pretty pretty, eh?

Not my first choice in seafood.

I'm not picky.

I'm not one to turn down some grub.

Stuffed Fish Heads

Can't say I ever saw that on a menu back home.

Barnacle Nigiri

They're not bad!

Cooked Barnacles

Sorry, I'm eatin' this whole thing myself.

Barnacle Linguine

That rock ain't going to move.

Who taught that rat to fly?

A mouse with wings?

Full of the little critters!

Smells nice, like wildflowers.

Who nose where the rest of it went.

Keeps my hands free for choppin'.

Nothing worse than a cold nose.

Charred Nostrils

She's a nifty tune holder.

Battle Call Canister

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Weaponized Warble

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Fireproof Falsetto

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Heartrending Ballad

I can't sit and watch a play when there's wood to be chopped!

Startling Soliloquy

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Warrior's Reprise

I can't sit and watch a play when there's wood to be chopped!

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Enlightened Lullaby

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Bel Canto of Courage

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Clear Minded Cadenza

Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada.

Gross!

Gross! And tasty! So confusing!

Cooked Batilisk Wing

My hair's not that colour. Not my beard, anyway.

That's a big bear!

Smokey!

He's a whole lotta backbacon.

Well that's no good, eh?

Keeps things nice and frosty, eh?

Polar Bearger Bin

Now this is some proper winter gear.

Hibearnation Vest

It's as thick as my head!

Our beast is lucky it ended up being our friend and not our dinner, eh?

Lucky Beast Costume Pattern

I love camping.

I slept on worse back at the lumber camp.

She's making the flowers grow.

Now what do I do with her?

No, not the bees!

Maple syrup substitute!

Buzzers!

I'm getting hungry just looking at it.