Words of the Constant

Walter

Neat! Are those real dragon teeth?

Walter

It's always best to be prepared!

Walter

It's kind of like a giant slingshot, if you think about it.

Walter

I'll load the cannonball!

Walter

I forgot the cannonballs! This won't make me lose points toward my badge, right?

Walter

I've got all the supplies I need to build a cannon.

Walter

You have to make do with what you have out in the wilderness!

Walter

Let's get building, Woby!

Walter

Don't worry! I have a badge in sailing, I know what to do!

Walter

It's definitely pulling us toward something!

Walter

Woah, I've never seen a magnet that big!

Walter

It's blinking! I think that means it's working?

Walter

I don't really get how it works, but it sure looks neat!

Walter

I hope I get Mr. Wilson's instructions right... he kind of muttered through a lot of it.

Walter

Rudders are very important for sailing!

Walter

A rudder might come in handy.

Walter

It's almost as good of a pillow as Woby!

Walter

Well, um... I guess there are worse things to use for a pillow?

Walter

Don't worry, I already checked it for bees.

Walter

It's not so bad, I once made a bed out of pine needles.

Walter

If only I could use it in my slingshot.

Walter

Woah, it looks a lot stronger now!

Walter

It's a bone!

Walter

It really fills you up.

Walter

Tasty!

Walter

Poor Ms. Wickerbottom...

Walter

If you read the books out loud it's almost like listening to a radio play.

Walter

There aren't real bees inside, right? Heh, no, that would be silly.

Walter

I don't want to brag... but I do have a badge in birdwatching.

Walter

Wendy already spoiled the ending for me...

Walter

I can't make out the text.

Walter

There's a lot of good fire safety tips in here! Um... has Willow read it?

Walter

Fishing is a reel-y important part of wilderness survival. Get it? Reel-y?

Walter

This'll keep those monsters held for a little while.

Walter

I already have my gardening badge.

Walter

I already have my gardening badge.

Walter

Maybe I can get another gardening badge?

Walter

Sounds pretty mysterious!

Walter

This one sounds extra mysterious.

Walter

Aww, it doesn't even mention aliens!

Walter

I wonder what impractical rain rituals look like?

Walter

It's almost as useful as my Pinetree Pioneer handbook.

Walter

There's so much to learn about the woods!

Walter

My idea of a bedtime story has a lot more monsters in it...

Walter

I hope it works on Woby, I worry about her in the summer with all that fur...

Walter

Oooh, this reminds me of a radio play where a ship gets eaten by a giant squid!

Walter

Maybe I should give this book to Mr. Wolfgang.

Walter

Fetch, Woby!

Walter

Sorry Woby, that bone isn't for you.

Walter

Woby! Were you playing with that?