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Survivor

Woodie

Couldn't even build a fireproof house.

Leaky Shack

Woodie

They're not the handiest.

What a shame.

Reminds me of the first house we built, eh Lucy?

Craftsmerm House

Woodie

He's got a pretty impressive beard.

King of the Merms

Woodie

Sorry aboot your throne, there.

Royal Tapestry

Woodie

I'm from a Commonwealth, myself.

Royal Tapestry

Woodie

It's all gone up in flames, eh?

DIY Royalty Kit

Woodie

You look like you've got this under control.

DIY Royalty Kit

Woodie

Feels like they're waiting for something.

Woodie

They seem chipper, eh?

Woodie

We're not welcome here, Luce.

Armermry

Woodie

We're not welcome here, Luce.

Superior Armermry

Woodie

What the heck is happening to you guys?

Mutated Merm

Woodie

This guy's really the best you got, eh?

Royal-In-Progress

Woodie

That lil' Merm really worked you to death, eh?

Shadow Merm

Woodie

Now now, Luce. Be nice.

Shoddy Tool

Woodie

Looks like where the scaly folks keep their tools.

Shoddy Tool Shed

Woodie

Looks like where the scaly folks keep their tools.

Slightly Less Shoddy Tool Shed

Woodie

Better, but why is it all slimy?

Slightly Less Shoddy Tool

Woodie

Sure beats a paper airplane.

Message in a Bottle

Woodie

Wish it was filled with maple syrup...

Empty Bottle

Woodie

Ah, that's too bad, eh?

Mighty Gym

Woodie

So that's where all my good boards went!!

Mighty Gym

Woodie

Oh... uh... do I have to touch it?

Milky Whites

Woodie

Down deep in a coal mine.

Miner Hat

Woodie

Light the way, little lantern!

Floating Lantern

Woodie

I'm not used to the heat in this place!

Just needs a light.

Is there anything wood can't do?

Mini Sign

Woodie

What is this... some sort of sign?

Good, sturdy wood.

Another poor soul with a curse.

Ancient Guardian

Woodie

That's a nice chest with horns, eh.

Large Ornate Chest

Woodie

That's a nice horn, eh.

Ice cold.

It's nice and warm. Not exactly something I wanna cuddle up to, though.

Heat Gland

Woodie

Eh... y'know, I'm not feelin' so hungry anymore.

Cooked Heat Gland

Woodie

It feels aboot rocks the way I feel aboot trees.

Want some rocks?

Dig, dig, dig.

Just keep your nose out of my business, eh?

Naked Mole Bat

Woodie

Looks cozy enough.

Naked Mole Bat Burrow

Woodie

Now featuring night-time chopping!

Moggles

Woodie

I bet it's just a pile of rocks inside.

Burrow

Woodie

Well then. That's a new one.

Splumonkey

Woodie

What a fine choice of building material.

Splumonkey Pod

Woodie

Eh... maybe living in a tree ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Monkey Hut

Woodie

Huh. I wonder what it might be like to live in a tree.

Monkey Hut

Woodie

That ain't natural.

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