Words of the Constant

Woodie

I wish this were bigger.

Morsel
Woodie

Just a bite.

Small Jerky
Woodie

Keep them chompers to yourself.

Crocommander
Woodie

The kids always used to aim for my head.

Snowball
Woodie

I've seen my share of snowmen.

Large Snowball
Woodie

Yup. That's a big ol' snowball.

Large Snowball
Woodie

Spirals!

Snurtle
Woodie

Freshly bottled plant food.

Growth Formula Starter
Woodie

Now that's a strong brew!

Growth Formula Starter
Woodie

Can't rush the brewing process.

Growth Formula Starter
Woodie

Yup, that right there's the good stuff!

Super Growth Formula
Woodie

Reminds me of momma!

Ewecus
Woodie

It lacks the heft of a good solid axe.

Spear
Woodie

I'd take a stab at it.

Pith Pike
Woodie

I could give it a whirl.

Spiral Spear
Woodie

Who needs a spear when you got ol'Luce?

Battle Spear
Woodie

Luce, I swear. Lightning attacks aren't important to me.

Elding Spear
Woodie

A handy knapsack for conserving food!

Chef Pouch
Woodie

Yep. That's a spicy sauce.

Chili Flakes
Woodie

I suppose some spice couldn't hurt.

Garlic Powder
Woodie

Good fer melting ice, too!

Seasoning Salt
Woodie

I prefer my syrup to be maple.

Honey Crystals
Woodie

Good!

Spider
Woodie

That's the biggest spider I've ever seen!

Spider
Woodie

Careful, now, eh?

Spider
Woodie

It's making me sick.

Woodie

Yuck.

Woodie

Why is this happening?

Woodie

Holy Mackinaw! Look at that thing!

Spider Den
Woodie

Always gotta support the arts.

Den Decorating Set
Woodie

Why would I want to carry that around?

Spider Eggs
Woodie

I think it's poison.

Spider Gland
Woodie

She's a real beaut, ain't she?

Spiderhat
Woodie

I should skedaddle before they come out of there.

Spilagmite
Woodie

I should skedaddle before they come out of there.

Spilagmite
Woodie

You're not MY queen!

Spider Queen
Woodie

I can't look away!

Woodie

That's nasty.

Woodie

Noooooo!

Woodie

They're smart to live away from the corruption.

Dangling Depth Dweller
Woodie

It better stay far away if it knows what's good for it.

Nurse Spider
Woodie

Looks like food for a bug.

Healing Glop
Woodie

Tricky devil!

Cave Spider
Woodie

It's dead, eh?

Shattered Spider
Woodie

I don't want nothing to do with whatever that is.

Shattered Spider
Woodie

Let sleeping dogs lie, eh?

Shattered Spider
Woodie

A nice bit of woodworking there, kiddo.

Shoo Box
Woodie

Spitting is rude!

Spitter
Woodie

Great!

Spider Warrior
Woodie

They come in yellow now?

Spider Warrior