Words of the Constant

Woodie

That's nice.

Appeasing Adornment
Woodie

What do you think, Lucy? Decorate, or chop?

Festive Light
Woodie

Aww, it would look nice in my cabin.

Sentimental Adornment
Woodie

Such senseless violence.

Winter's Feast Tree
Woodie

Too bad. Made the place feel real cozy.

Winter's Feast Tree
Woodie

Must... not chop...

Winter's Feast Tree
Woodie

All holidays should revolve around trees.

Winter's Feast Tree
Woodie

Too bad. Made the place feel real cozy.

Festive Tree Planter
Woodie

I'm sure I have an extra pine cone somewhere.

Festive Tree Planter
Woodie

Looks cozy.

Wobster Mound
Woodie

Huh. Don't recall them looking like that.

Lunar Wobster
Woodie

Wouldn't mind some fresh seafood right aboot now.

Wobster
Woodie

He's thorougly hooped.

Dead Wobster
Woodie

Good eats!

Delicious Wobster
Woodie

You're almost as shaggy as me, buddy!

Woby
Woodie

You're almost as shaggy as me, buddy!

Woby
Woodie

It's nice havin' a dog around.

Woby
Woodie

It's nice havin' a dog around.

Woby
Woodie

I guess if I were starving...

Woby Snacks
Woodie

Wolfgang could be a bit more considerate...

Wolfgang
Woodie

Don't singe your moustache, Wolfgang.

Wolfgang
Woodie

That's my buddy, Wolfgang! Hey!

Wolfgang
Woodie

C'mon, bud, let's get you on your feet.

Wolfgang
Woodie

You'll not strong arm me, Wolfgang!

Wolfgang
Woodie

Wolfgang has a big, squishy heart under those muscles.

Wolfgang
Woodie

He'd better not ask me to start doing jumping jacks...

Coaching Whistle
Woodie

Someone oughta teach that monkey some manners.

Wonkey
Woodie

That ape's playin' with fire!

Wonkey
Woodie

Hey Luce, does that monkey seem kinda familiar to you?

Wonkey
Woodie

Bad day, eh?

Wonkey
Woodie

That chimp's on the choppin' block!

Wonkey
Woodie

There's a good heart hiding under all that fur, I can tell.

Wonkey
Woodie

What a beaut! Lucy outdid herself!

Hardwood Hat
Woodie

Woodie isn't a true Canadian...

Woodie

Been there, bud.

Woodie

You're gonna have one monster headache after this, buddy.

Woodie

Those fires are kind of counterproductive now, eh?

Woodie

Woodie! Fancy seeing another Canadian here.

Woodie

Canadians gotta stick together, Woodie. Let's get a heart.

Woodie

Truly Canada's most ferocious beast.

Woodie

Whew... I mean, let's find you a heart, eh?

Woodie

Yeesh, is that really what I look like?

Woodie

Hang on bud, we'll get you sorted out.

Woodie

Hey, c'mere Woodie! I've gotta AXE you question!

Woodie

Woodie is a Canadian patriot, eh.

Woodie

It's just so sad...

Wooden Chair
Woodie

Just look at that quality woodworking!

Wooden Chair
Woodie

They're takin' a load off, eh?

Wooden Chair
Woodie

Too bad, eh?

Woodie

That's a nice wood grain, eh?