Words of the Constant

It looks inviting.

Ancient Guard Post

Whatever it did, it's not doing it anymore.

Ancient Guard Post

Where are you going? Someplace interesting?

The socket is empty.

Ornate Pedestal

Those gems seem to power it... through entirely scientific means, I'm sure.

Hot mail!

Lightweight, sturdy, and snazzy!

Dreadstone Armor

Hopefully there aren't any bugs in it.

Grass Suit

That looks really heavy.

It's oddly light.

No bones about it.

A soggy, sustaining, succulent suit.

Belt of Hunger

It sticks to your back when you wear it.

Snurtle Shell Armor

Fearsome and gearsome.

W.A.R.B.I.S. Armor

That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing.

Log Suit

The best offense is a good defense.

Bramble Husk

I like a tight-knit bunch.

Coat of Carrots

This armor doesn't leaf any room for improvement.

Brightshade Armor

That'll put a thorn in your side.

Brambleshade Armor

Wearing that makes me feel safe and insecure.

Night Armor

Oh drat, there's a tear across the front!

Void Robe

Gilded Knight's Chest Plate

I'm saddled with questions.

"Don't play with matches."

It says "Thataway".

The sign is currently blank.

Directional Sign

"Don't play with matches."

It says "Thataway".

The sign is currently blank.

Directional Sign

All that's left after the fire has done its job.

Ashes

The eyebone was consumed by fire in the teleportation!

Ashes

The flower was consumed by fire in the teleportation!

Ashes

There's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

A vegetable.

Smells like it tastes.

Asparagus Soup

Science says it's good for me.

Roasted Asparagus

I guess we'll be eating asparagus for a while...

It's some seeds.

It's gaining power.

It needs time to recover. Me too.

The gateway is destabilizing.

The essential components are still intact.

Back in working order.

There is power emanating from it.

Ancient Key

Something must power it.

Ancient Beacon

A truly unsettling light.

Ancient Beacon

I don't recognize any of these symbols.

Ancient Obelisk

It depicts an old civilization. The people look hungry and scared.

This tablet is too worn to make out.

Something dark creeps over the city and its people.

The people are shedding their skins. They look different underneath.