Words of the Constant

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It shows a massive, technologically advanced city.

Ancient Mural
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It doesn't seem fully real.

Ancient Statue
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A trusty axe.

Axe
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Awwww. So cute!

Baby Beefalo
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Sweet dreams, smelly.

Baby Beefalo
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You could fit a whole lot of science in there.

Backpack
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The perfect breakfast for a man of science.

Bacon and Eggs
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I'm game for a game.

JIMBO
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How are they floating?

Balloon
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The static does terrible things to my hair.

Balloon Hat
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How did he get the smaller balloons inside?

Party Balloon
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Now it's just another balloon.

Speedy Balloon
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The hole in the center makes it more aerodynamic, that's just physics!

Speedy Balloon
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It looks like clown currency.

Pile o' Balloons
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If the bright colors don't attract some horrible creature, the squeaking will.

Inflatable Vest
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That bush is bananas!

Banana Bush
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Makes me feel a bit rogueish.

Banana Shake
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No, not brain freeze! I need that for science!

Banana Pop
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Seems sterile enough.

Honey Poultice
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This bandage is really winging it.

Flutter Strip
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They don't look like knuckles to me.

Barnacles
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Barnacles taste better when you can't see them.

Barnacle Pita
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I'm just hungry enough to consider it...

Stuffed Fish Heads
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I still seem to have misplaced my chopsticks.

Barnacle Nigiri
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I'm told it's quite a delicacy.

Cooked Barnacles
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Pass the pasta!

Barnacle Linguine
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That's too strong to break through!

Basalt
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Ack! That's terrifying!

Batilisk
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I bet I could fly if I held two of them.

Bat Bat
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I don't want to wake them.

Bat Cave
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It's just textbook chemistry.

Bath Bomb
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Who knows whose nose this is?

Naked Nostrils
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For hands-free dairy drinking.

Milkmade Hat
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It came out smelling like a nose.

Charred Nostrils
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Wow, it stores so many songs.

Battle Call Canister
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Theater makes me fidgety.

Weaponized Warble
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I once burned my vest before seeing a play. I call that dramatic ironing.

Fireproof Falsetto
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Theater makes me fidgety.

Heartrending Ballad
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I'm afraid I'm not a licensed poetic.

Startling Soliloquy
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It's a very lively tune.

Warrior's Reprise
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I'm afraid I'm not a licensed poetic.

Rude Interlude
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Theater makes me fidgety.

Enlightened Lullaby
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Theater makes me fidgety.

Bel Canto of Courage
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Theater makes me fidgety.

Clear Minded Cadenza
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Theater makes me fidgety.

Dark Lament
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I hate those things, even when they're dead.

Batilisk Wing
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At least it's not coming back.

Cooked Batilisk Wing
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It's only gross when they're not your own.

Beard Hair
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What a bear of a badger.

Bearger
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That was close.