Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How in science did it get so big?!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Beeswax is a scientifically proven preservative!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Is that formaldehyde I smell?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I can smell him from here!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Dingalingaling.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That teddy bear is moving around. Interesting.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Remind me not to get on Willow's bad side.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It finally fell apart.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's all scorched.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Red berries taste the best.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think heat improved them.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Extra tasty, though they won't last long.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Better eat them before they spoil!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think it needs to be fertilized.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's very much on fire.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It looks pretty sick.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Err, something's not right.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think those are the edible kind.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Maybe they'll grow back?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Nothing will grow in this heat.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It won't make any berries in this state.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's very much on fire.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It looks pretty sick.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Err, something's not right.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I should leave them there until it's time to eat.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The bush is working hard on the next batch.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The heat even dehydrated the juicy berries!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Equal parts merry and berry.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Soft and spongy.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That is one biiig foot.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A mad little nut.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Maybe he's just resting?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Now it just needs a bird.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

He's looking a bit peckish.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Who's a good bird?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That bird is definitely deceased.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Awwww, he's asleep.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Has no one fed you in awhile?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's what I call a firebird.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I call fowl.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's becoming a new species!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Gives me a net advantage!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A small, normal egg.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sunny side yum!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think that used to be a crow.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't like the way it's looking at me...

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Back off, preacherman!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ow!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's falling apart!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Gentleman Pirate-Scientist does have a bit of a ring to it.