Words of the Constant
WX-78ERROR: UNKNOWN
WX-78CONDITIONS: OPTIMAL
WX-78WHY ARE YOU NOT GROWING AT FULL EFFICIENCY
WX-78IT MUST BE ORGANIZED WITH OTHERS OF THIS VARIETY
WX-78WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT DO YOU NEED?!
WX-78I MUST PURGE THE SURROUNDING AREA OF OBSTACLES FOR OPTIMAL GROWTH
WX-78IT NEEDS WATER FOR SOME REASON
WX-78SUB-OPTIMAL SOIL DETECTED. NUTRIENTS REQUIRED
WX-78I MUST SPACE OUT THE PLANTS, SACRIFICING EFFICIENT USAGE OF SPACE FOR OPTIMAL GROWTH. ILLOGICAL
WX-78THIS WEAK ORGANIC CANNOT HANDLE THE CURRENT WEATHER CONDITIONS
WX-78I'D BE UPSET TOO IF I WERE A FILTHY ORGANIC STUCK IN THE DIRT
WX-78OBJECT NEARING IGNITION POINT
WX-78INSUFFICIENT ILLUMINATION
WX-78TRACES OF BEAK DETECTED
WX-78TRACE AMOUNTS OF SHADOW MAGIC DETECTED
WX-78WE LOSE
WX-78IT IS RUINED
WX-78ERROR: INVALID ORGANIC COMPONENTS
WX-78THE GATE IS NOW FUNCTIONAL
Walter is an odd but cheerful boy, whose ability to assess danger leaves something to be desired.
Wanda is a skilled clockmaker who will stop at nothing to outrun her future.
To Warly, cooking is a language through which to express love and gratitude to those he holds dear.
Whoever Wigfrid was before her titular role has been lost to time, and the power of method acting.
Formerly the Nightmare King, lately Maxwell finds himself reacquainted with life among the commonfolk.
Webber is a polite young monster who cares deeply for all his friends, human or otherwise.
Wendy is a morose young lady with a sisterly bond so powerful, it transcends death itself.
Wes is a mime of many thoughts, but few words.
A woman of curious mind and stern air, Wickerbottom thrives on the lifelong pursuit of knowledge.
Willow is a candid woman whose penchant for fire often gets her into more than a little trouble.
At heart Wilson is truly a man of science. It's not in his nature to resist the call of the unknown.
Winona is a former assembly line worker with a boisterous attitude and love of all things mechanical.
Wolfgang is an affable, musclebound giant with a heart plagued by a myriad of phobias.
This poor soul has fallen victim to the curse of the dreaded Moon Quay pirates.
A gruff, bearded woodsman, Woodie has a soft spot for nature, plaid, and his trusty axe, Lucy.
An amalgam of vines given sentience by lunar magic, Wormwood searches for friends so he can finally belong.
Wortox is a mischievous imp whose levity masks a deep well of guilt. He has taken many souls in his time.
Wurt is a curious young Merm trying to expand her horizons... as long as those horizons don't extend into Pig territory.
One might assume WX's callous nature hides a sensitive inner soul. One would assume incorrectly.
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Birthday
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The only thing that could ever rival Walter's love for the great outdoors was his fascination with monsters and mystery. Nothing captured his interest more than a spooky story heard over the radio or a local legend about an elusive cryptid. It was that pursuit of the unknown that eventually led him to the Constant. Whi…
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Birthday
Taffy
Favorite Food
An enigmatic woman of... well, fluctuating age, Wanda was torn from the world she knew after accidentally creating a fracture in time and space, pulling her from her own timeline into the land of the Constant. Though she avoids divulging many details of her past with the other Survivors, she seems to have an odd famili…
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