Words of the Constant

Bacon and Eggs

Favorite Food

While toiling away in his home laboratory late one night, Wilson was startled to hear a voice on the radio speaking directly to him. At first he feared he'd gone mad from too many late nights of experiments and accidentally-inhaled chemical fumes, but the voice assured him that it was no mere figment of the imagination…

Secret Knowledge

September 13

Birthday

Vegetable Stinger

Favorite Food

There is nothing Winona wouldn't do for her family. When her younger sister Charlie disappeared under mysterious circumstances, Winona refused to let the case grow cold and dedicated herself to finding her. For over a decade she tracked down every clue, followed every lead, poked, prodded, and questioned anyone who mig…

Next of Kin

October 2

Birthday

Roasted Potato

Favorite Food

Prior to his time in the Constant, Wolfgang's life revolved around the single-minded pursuit of one goal: to become the strongest man there ever was. His quest would lead him across Europe and eventually even across the Atlantic to America, where his feats of muscular prowess caught the attention of Misters Abernethy &…

The Incredible Strongman

Bananas

Favorite Food

September 12

Birthday

Honey Nuggets

Favorite Food

Hailing from the pine-covered mountains of the great white north, Woodie is an unassuming yet strangely mysterious man who keeps his past close to the vest (or in his case, the flannel). He is never seen without his signature bushy beard or trusty axe Lucy, who herself is a bit of an enigma. The other Survivors are not…

A Mysterious Past

As the power of the moon has grown, so too have the effects of Woodie's curse. Woodie soon found that his form would shift into not only the Werebeaver, but a Weremoose and Weregoose as well. As his changing forms became more unpredictable, Woodie resolved to find a way to have more control over his curse. Using every …

Tree's a Crowd

June 6

Birthday

Cooked Banana

Favorite Food

Though the circumstances of his creation were unusual at best, Wormwood came into this world full of optimism and curiosity, ready to make new friends and see all that life had to offer. But as time wore on and he experienced the cold sting of rejection, he came to learn what the moon above had always known: Wormwood t…

Lunar Roots

March 28

Birthday

Wortox is not particularly interested in mortal food, but he does enjoy a Pomegranate now and then.

Favorite Food

Wortox learned the hard way that one should always be mindful of the company they keep. Once a playful imp without a care in the world, Wortox spent his days helping a Krampus make mischief throughout the Constant. While the pair of rascals revelled in their roguery for a time, Wortox slowly began to see a darkness in …

Possessions

October 17

Birthday

Durian

Favorite Food

Wurt is a little Merm girl who wants to bring her people back to their former glory (if they did indeed ever have a former glory... the evidence is a bit shaky on that front). A bit more open-minded than other Merms, she has taken to following the Survivors around and learning more about them. She is particularly fasci…

A New Chapter

November 28

Buildday

Butter Muffin

Favorite Food

WX-78 was the result of an unorthodox experiment helmed by { [LoadEmpathyModLibraryExW().......ERROR_DATA_PATH_NOT_FOUND] } and Robert Wagstaff. The experiment turned out to be a [RESOUNDING SUCCESS], but Wagstaff was [A SHORT-SIGHTED FOOL, AFRAID OF PROGRESS] and decided to put a stop to further tests. Adamant that th…

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