Words of the Constant

Search the journal

Kind

Survivor

These horns are adorned with colorful ribbons.

Horns that evoke the feeling of a twirled mustache.

A cold winter gale has frozen these horns solid.

Adorn the horns of your beefalo with majestic gold trim.

With these floral horns, your beefalo will be there with bells on!

Industrial strength horns for the industrious beefalo.

Your beefalo's horns gleaming in the night will fill your enemies' hearts with fright.

Meticulously polished to be as gleaming white as your best bone china.

The only downside to these mighty war horns is you can't play them.

This fanciful covering gives your beefalo's tail a more lizard-like appearance.

This tail is tied with a darling pink ribbon.

A poofy pom-pom tail.

Even tails are fancier with a cravat.

A fluffy winter tail.

It all comes down to de tails.

A braided tail, decorated with wildflowers.

An exceptionally wiry beefalo tail.

A tiny blood-red cape for your beefalo's tail.

It is imperative for one to brush a beefalo's tail often to maintain its softness and natural luster.

This tail has been tied back to keep it out of the way in battle.

Look the part of a horned creature of legend.

A frightfully festive cap.

Roam with the herd.

The lingering Pig King smell is actually quite pleasant.

Equal parts whimsy and protection.

For the fashionably morose.

The bees will never know you were even there.

A tasteful veil keeps the bees from getting in.

It's full of warm, fuzzy, stinging, and angry feelings.

Disguise your beemine as a jar of preserves.

Willow will be so happy to see Ashley again!

This fiery little pup just melts Willow's heart.

Sparkling shrubbery is the best choice for growing berries.

An enchanting bush for growing berries on a moonlit night.

Psst, berries grown in moss are the sweetest.

Sparkling shrubbery is the best choice for growing berries.

An enchanting bush for growing berries on a moonlit night.

Psst, berries grown in moss are the sweetest.

This cage's bold design will impress even the bird it imprisons.

Circus freak not included.

Maybe a pretty cage will help the bird come to terms with its imprisonment. Probably not though.