Words of the Constant
Trap birds in a prison of their own making.
Trap birds in a prison of their own making.
Imprison a bird in a wreath of seasonal cheer.
The birds' swashbuckling days are over, thanks to this pirate-themed birdcage.
Perhaps the bird will enjoy its stay.
A cage even the birds will admire.
A bare-bones design for the penny-pinchin' privateer.
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No one knows how long this boat has been lost at sea, or what became of its crew.
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Terrorize the high seas with swashbuckling style.
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Make electromagnetic waves.
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Why use wood when you can build a boat with sturdy, dependable metal?
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A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'disilluminated black' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'blue gem blue' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'schematic blue' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'willful green' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'silver gray' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'pigman pink' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'plethora of purple' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'wormgut red' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'doydoy teal' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A shirt that buttons up the front, in a 'ghost white' color. Luckily for you, the fabric is a non-iron material. Unfortunately, the placket will still wrinkle as you wear it.
A 'flat fish tan' colored sweater. It'll keep you warm, but it's oh so itchy.
A 'disilluminated black' colored cardigan. As soft as it is comfortable.
A 'combobulated red' colored cardigan. As soft as it is comfortable.
A 'doydoy teal' colored cardigan. As soft as it is comfortable.
A 'ghost white' colored cardigan. As soft as it is comfortable.
This Catty Costume will make you look like one fine feline!
This Catty Costume will make you look like one fine feline!
Don't worry, that's faux-Chester fur.
Don't worry, that's faux-Chester fur.
A cute and snuggly coat dress in 'Higgsbury red'.
All ready for a spectacular performance!
The perfect outfit for a dance or two.
Flouncy, bouncy, and so much fun!
"Yacht not included."
Run from ghosts and eat copious amounts in style in this slick Letterman Jacket!
Donning this Smart Sweater impels the wearer to burgeon a broad, patrician lexicon.
Well, it's not buckskin but it's still skookum. It's 'electrolytic blue' colored with no foofaraw.
Well, it's not buckskin but it's still skookum. It's 'being uneasy green' colored with no foofaraw.
Well, it's not buckskin but it's still skookum. It's 'cumulus gray' colored with no foofaraw.
Well, it's not buckskin but it's still skookum. It's 'lumberjack orange' colored with no foofaraw.
Well, it's not buckskin but it's still skookum. It's 'tentacle purple' colored with no foofaraw.
Well, it's not buckskin but it's still skookum. It's 'Higgsbury red' colored with no foofaraw.
Cover up your full moon with this adorable Glommy Guise!
Cover up your full moon with this adorable Glommy Guise!