Words of the Constant
Bathe under the new moon in comfort and luxury with this silk 'willful green' colored loungewear.
Bathe under the new moon in comfort and luxury with this silk 'apidae maxwellius red' colored loungewear.
Bathe under the new moon in comfort and luxury with this silk 'marble white' colored loungewear.
A silken brocade coat in a lovely 'willful green' shade.
I fear you'll never find a finer frock for festive fun and frivolous frolicking.
I fear you'll never find a finer frock for festive fun and frivolous frolicking.
I fear you'll never find a finer frock for festive fun and frivolous frolicking.
It might look a bit itchy, but this 'anthropomorphic feline blue' nightgown is actually the coziest thing in the world.
It might look a bit itchy, but this 'peripeteia purple' nightgown is actually the coziest thing in the world.
Wearing this 'disilluminated black' colored shirt makes you feel like the cat's pajamas.
Wearing this 'rubber glove blue' colored shirt makes you feel like the cat's pajamas.
Wearing this 'pigman pink' colored shirt makes you feel like the cat's pajamas.
Wearing this 'pure white' colored shirt makes you feel like the cat's pajamas.
Wearing this 'follicle yellow' colored shirt makes you feel like the cat's pajamas.
An 'electrolytic blue' colored vest made of the finest beefalo wool. Unfortunately, it's not actually warm.
A 'werebeaver brown' colored vest made of the finest beefalo wool. Unfortunately, it's not actually warm.
A 'forest guardian green' colored vest made of the finest beefalo wool. Unfortunately, it's not actually warm.
A 'cumulus gray' colored vest made of the finest beefalo wool. Unfortunately, it's not actually warm.
An 'unsuitably blue' colored vest made of the finest beefalo wool. Unfortunately, it's not actually warm.
A 'firehound red' colored vest made of the finest beefalo wool. Unfortunately, it's not actually warm.
A 'lightning goat blue' colored suit for swimming in, if you could swim. Which you can't.
A daring 'red gem red' colored outfit for swimming.
This 'downright neighborly yellow' top just screams "springtime"! Seriously. Please make it stop screaming.
As they say, "when in Rome"!
A fashionable but unprotective trench coat in a 'werebeaver brown' color.
A fashionable but unprotective trench coat in a 'stormcloud gray' color.
A fashionable but unprotective trench coat in a 'muddy shoes tan' color.
A fashionable but unprotective trench coat in a 'sulfuric yellow' color.
Get your glad rags on with this 'schematic blue' colored shirt.
Get your glad rags on with this 'shipwrecked green' colored shirt.
Get your glad rags on with this 'pigman pink' colored shirt.
Get your glad rags on with this 'Higgsbury red' colored shirt.
Get your glad rags on with this 'pure white' colored shirt.
Get your glad rags on with this 'follicle yellow' colored shirt.
A 'cobaltous oxide blue' colored shirt. Wilson is working on a W-shirt, but this prototype came out more T-shaped.
A 'lief green' colored shirt. Wilson is working on a W-shirt, but this prototype came out more T-shaped.
A 'cumulus gray' colored shirt. Wilson is working on a W-shirt, but this prototype came out more T-shaped.
Don't get caught without the coolest shirt in the Constant.
A 'pumpkin orange' colored shirt. Wilson is working on a W-shirt, but this prototype came out more T-shaped.
A 'snail mucus purple' colored shirt. Wilson is working on a W-shirt, but this prototype came out more T-shaped.
A 'Higgsbury red' colored shirt. Wilson is working on a W-shirt, but this prototype came out more T-shaped.
A 'smoke white' colored shirt. Wilson is working on a W-shirt, but this prototype came out more T-shaped.
Don't get lost in the tweeds wearing this 'lightning goat blue' colored souvenir from the Village of Tweed.
Don't get lost in the tweeds wearing this 'insufficient chocolate brown' colored souvenir from the Village of Tweed.
Don't get lost in the tweeds wearing this 'forest guardian green' colored souvenir from the Village of Tweed.
Don't get lost in the tweeds wearing this 'colloidal silver gray' colored souvenir from the Village of Tweed.
Don't get lost in the tweeds wearing this 'wibbly wobbly pinky winky pink' colored souvenir from the Village of Tweed.
Don't get lost in the tweeds wearing this 'dry grass tan' colored souvenir from the Village of Tweed.
Warm and fuzzy, like Chester himself.
No one would ever accuse you of having an eye for fashion.