Words of the Constant

Stun your enemies into silence.

The loud pattern complements a silent wearer.

A suit of glittering frost goes well with that mischievous twinkle in your eyes.

Even a fool can pass for nobility in this ensemble.

A passion for justice fuels the fire within this blouse.

A Hallowed Nights costume fashioned after a delightfully annoying vegetable.

A Hallowed Nights costume fashioned after a delightfully annoying vegetable.

The puffed shoulders are supposed to help one look confident.

These artist's tools are mostly for show. It's not easy to get ahold of paints in the wilderness.

Some nautical accessories really help shell the look.

No outfit is too loud when you're a rosy-cheeked mime.

No outfit is too loud when you're a rosy-cheeked mime.

Dark clothes for cool people.

Dark clothes for cool people.

If these clothes could talk just imagine the stories they would tell.

If these clothes could talk just imagine the stories they would tell.

It's a good bet that the owner of these clothes spent significant time in a chimney.

Even a fool puts on their pantaloons one leg at a time, though whether it's the right leg or not is anyone's guess.

A ravishing one-piece to make you dazzle!

Make sure everyone hears your festive bells ring for miles around with this Jolly Elf Jingler!

An outfit that says "let's get cooking!"

Be the life of the party in this gray silk ball gown.

Be the life of the party in this gray silk ball gown.

Bend the metallic elements to your will in this sleek purple robe.

An elegant dress to wear while keeping the common folk at arm's length.

This electrifying costume will let you dress up like a cute Volt Goat!

This electrifying costume will let you dress up like a cute Volt Goat!

The height of fashion for a learned lunar lady.

Dress for the occasion when scrutinizing lava flows in the field.

Preside over the revelry in this flowing regal gown.

This witchy dress comes complete with a bustle of rustling leaves.

This feathered frock gives its wearer an air of mysterious eccentricity.

Take no prisoners in this bold dress.

All the culture and elegance of an Old Garden rose.

All the culture and elegance of an Old Garden rose.

This dress is made from many shadow fragments sewn together.

This dress is made from many shadow fragments sewn together.

A frightful frock woven from spider silk.

Living outdoors may be healthy, but it's sure hard on your clothing.

Living outdoors may be healthy, but it's sure hard on your clothing.

The perfect outfit for lounging in the drawing room, or putting the upper crust in their place.

A jacket to keep you sensibly and seasonally dressed.

The Sentrypede served as an ancient symbol of protection. It doesn't seem to have been very effective.

Every kitchen needs a dishwasher.

You have more important things to worry about than your appearance.

Be a terrifying Dragonfly for Hallowed Nights!

Be a terrifying Dragonfly for Hallowed Nights!

Everybody needs a little black dress. (Conveniently, it hides ash stains.)

Everybody needs a little black dress. (Conveniently, it hides ash stains.)

This battle tunic screams "warrior chic".