Words of the Constant
It's made of management material.
Multipurpose armor that also works as welding gear.
You'll be havin' a ball in this outfit.
This delightful frock is cool and comfortable, perfect for an afternoon of gardening.
You won't get fine threads like these on a sailor's pay.
Wild roses don't claim hillsides by being delicate.
Wild roses don't claim hillsides by being delicate.
Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker than both.
Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker than both.
Attire fit for workshop toil and fireside revelry.
You're just about overall this wilderness survival.
You're just about overall this wilderness survival.
Keep oil and automaton grease off your clothing with this fine leather apron.
Rule the ring and look rad doing it in this trendy crop top.
It looks warm, but a stiff breeze will blow right through. From your days in the tenement house.
This old leather armor has seen a lot of use over the ages.
A battered apron. Cake batter, if I'm not mistaken.
Formal dinner attire for military officers.
Formal dinner attire for military officers.
Bare your mighty muscles and let your foes know what they're up against.
The robe of a man who embodies the spirit of giving.
There's no air on the moon, but that doesn't mean your armor shouldn't breathe.
Incinerate your competition with the strength of an inferno.
A traditional garment embroidered with springtime flowers.
After so much time at sea, this pirate's body is covered in mussels.
When the muscle is stripped away all that remains is a sweet, delicate flower.
When the muscle is stripped away all that remains is a sweet, delicate flower.
These clothes put hair on your chest.
These clothes put hair on your chest.
A strong sense of style to complement strong muscles.
Wearing fur makes you feel like mighty animal!
Wearing fur makes you feel like mighty animal!
For when you've a match scheduled naught an hour after high tea.
Dress up as an old MacTusk for Hallowed Nights!
Dress up as an old MacTusk for Hallowed Nights!
A shirt for a rugged gentleman.
A look that'll put hair on your chest.
A wrestling singlet fit for a giant strongman.
A look befitting those boisterous and barrel-chested.
This look was all the rage, back in the day.
A battered apron. Cake batter, if I'm not mistaken.
A real Canadian Jacket, made for real Canadians. (Not out of real Canadians.)
A real Canadian Jacket, made for real Canadians. (Not out of real Canadians.)
Let everyone know you're ready for a brawl with this harness.
A boho shirt for those who go with the flow.
A jersey fit for the playoffs.
Even seasoned mountaineers bring an emergency horn (the mountains have amazing acoustics).
Nothing declares you the alpha like a furry chest and spiky shoulder pads.
Sport a hot new look in this cool jacket and T-shirt combo.
Despite its posh appearance, you get the strange impression it would look more at home in the woods.