Words of the Constant
One, two, buckle your 'nightmare pink' colored shoe.
One, two, buckle your 'wormgut red' colored shoe.
One, two, buckle your 'muddy shoes tan' colored shoe.
Show those bunnies what's what by wearing this pair of fuzzy 'snail mucus purple' colored bunny slippers.
Feel scholarly in these 'disilluminated black' colored shoes, named after Oxford University.
Feel scholarly in these 'werebeaver brown' colored shoes, named after Oxford University.
Feel scholarly in these 'begs the question blue' colored shoes, named after Oxford University.
Feel scholarly in these 'beefalo tan' colored shoes, named after Oxford University.
Feel scholarly in these 'houndbone white' colored shoes, named after Oxford University.
Infused with maple syrup and essence of moose. This pair is a tasteful 'werebeaver brown' color.
Infused with maple syrup and essence of moose. This pair is a tasteful 'werebeaver brown' color.
Dress to the nines in these 'pure white' colored shoes.
Dress to the nines in these 'pure white' colored shoes.
Low-heeled 'scribble black' colored dress shoes.
Low-heeled 'scribble black' colored dress shoes.
High-heeled 'scribble black' colored dress shoes.
High-heeled 'scribble black' colored dress shoes.
'Houndbone white' colored shoes for picking winkles in.
'Houndbone white' colored shoes for picking winkles in.
Warm, fuzzy, 'anthropomorphic feline blue' colored slippers. A spot of cheer in a hostile world.
Clipity-clop, you just can't stop!
You probably shouldn't loaf around all day, even in these 'disilluminated black' colored loafers.
You probably shouldn't loaf around all day, even in these 'werebeaver brown' colored loafers.
You probably shouldn't loaf around all day, even in these 'leaves in autumn orange' colored loafers.
You probably shouldn't loaf around all day, even in these 'flat fish tan' colored loafers.
Hit the jackpot with these classic 'pure white' colored Mary Janes.
Hit the jackpot with these classic 'pure white' colored Mary Janes.
Excellent footwear for peddling wares.
A pair of 'pure white' colored riding boots. Yee-haw!
A pair of 'pure white' colored riding boots. Yee-haw!
A pair of 'catcoon blue' colored sandals, with socks (for extra fashion).
Slip your feet into some fluffy, comfy chicken slippers.
Wear these 'catcoon blue' colored sneakers surreptitiously.
Wear these 'umbrage brown' colored sneakers surreptitiously.
Wear these 'cactus green' colored sneakers surreptitiously.
Wear these 'carrot orange' colored sneakers surreptitiously.
Wear these 'low pH red' colored sneakers surreptitiously.
Wear these 'beefalo tan' colored sneakers surreptitiously.
Wear these 'scribble black' colored flippers if you want to experience syndactyly.
'Lightning goat blue' colored socks for swimming in, if you could swim. Which you can't.
These 'scribble black' colored two-tone shoes make you feel like the bee's knees.
These 'werebeaver brown' colored two-tone shoes make you feel like the bee's knees.
These 'willful green' colored two-tone shoes make you feel like the bee's knees.
These 'begs the question blue' colored two-tone shoes make you feel like the bee's knees.
These 'low pH red' colored two-tone shoes make you feel like the bee's knees.
Strange, these shoes don't appear to have gum on them.
Comfortable footwear for a classy camper.
These shoes have taken everything nature could throw at them.
A storyteller must always stay two steps ahead of their audience.
Keep your feet warm and toasty.